Favorite Anchorman Quotes

Ron Burgandy:

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

 
Brick - I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!!!!

Brick - LOUD NOISES

West for the evening news team - Hey nice clothes gentlemen...I didnt know the salvation army was having a sale

Brick - Hey! Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?

Brick - Hey Ron! Im riding a fury tractor!

Ron - You are a real hooker .. and Im going to slap you in public

Veronica - You have way to much pubic hair

Ron - Actualy thats a point of pride.. Im very proud of my main of pubic hair so thank you

Veronica - You have man boobs

Ron - You have a dirty whorish mouth is what you have

Ron - Im going to punch you in the ovary.. thats what Im gonna do.. Straight shot.. Right to the baby maker

Veronica - Jaz flute is for little fary boys

Ron - Ok, you know what? Thats uncalled for, I cant work with this woman

Ron - La lalalala Oh baxter you are my little gentleman.. Ill take you to foggy london town because you are because you are my little gentleman.. This burrito is dilicious but it is filling

Ron - Guess what I do.. I know that one day, Veronica and I are gonna get married on top of a mountain. And theres going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlans of fresh herbs and we will dance.. Until the sun rises.. And then our children will form a family band.. And we will tour the country side and you wont be invited!

Brian - Im telling you this lady is realy crawled in Rons head

Brick - Hehehehahahaha, good one!
 
hi im veronica cornigstone tits mccgee is ut tonight

hi im tits, im ron burgundy

and whats love ron

wel its kinda like... gonna find my woman gonna hold her tight, gonna make some afternoon delight.
 
Champ - I woke up this morning and I shit a squirel. I mean it. Litteraly. The hell of it is, the damn thing is still alive! So Ive got this shit covered squirel down there in the office. Dont know what to name it

Brick - Ohh Im sorry champ, I think I ate your chocolate squirel
 
a kid in my business class answered a question with that, the whole class was laughing and the teacher let us out early cause he thought it was funny.
 
I'm Ron Burgundy, go fuck yourself, San Diego.

I have no idea where he would have gotten ahold of German pornography. But you and I are mature adults; we've both seen our share of pornographic materials. Oh, you never have? Of course you haven't, how stupid of me. Neither have I. I was just speaking in generalities. Right. I'll stop by the school a little later, Sister Margaret. Bye.

Apparently, my son was on something called "Acid," and was shooting a bow and arrow into a crowd.

Put down the gun, and let the marching band go! We'll play it off as a prank.

I'm storming your castle on my steed, m'lady.

People call me the Bry man; I'm the stylish one of the group. I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.
 
Brick: "There was this guy on fire, and horses, and i stabed a guy in the heart with a trident."
 
i know it's not a quote but i laugh so hard when the motorcycle dude just picks up baxter n punts him off the bridge
 
Brian - "Did you kill that guy with a triad?"

Brick - "Yeah.."

Brian - "Man you better hang low for a while."
 
Yes, it's quite pungent, it stings the nostrils... in a good way though. Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you: that stuff smells like pure gasoline
 
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