Favorite Anchorman Quotes

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I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

-Brick Tamland

...really anything he says is pure GOLD!!!

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Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that.
 
didn't that movie come out like a year ago?

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

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yes, so people have now had a year to think of their favorite quotes.

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Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that.
 
birck you might want to lie low for awhile...you might be wanted for manslauter or 5.(it was something like that)

snap crackle pop
 
i have too many to write down

"even the guy who can't think says something"

"whered you get your clothes the toilet store"

"brick whered you get a hand grenade, i dont know"

and i love saying wanna throw a fisticus

"the man punted baxter"

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I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged.
 
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Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!

Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!

Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?

Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!

Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?

Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!

Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

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Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that.
 
Ron: "It's quite pungent...stinnngs the nostrels *sniffs*. I'm gonna be honest Brian, that smells like pure gasoline."

Brian: "They've done studies you know: 60% of the time it works everytime."

Ron: "That doesn't make sense."

[/b]SHAKE YOUR BLOOD

 
Brick: cough, cough* look over here* cough

Veronica: yes Brick?

Brick: Hi, im having a pants and uh you're invited!

Veronica: Brick, are you telling me that there's a party in your pants and I'm invited?

Brick: Yeah!

Veronica: Did Brian tell you to say that?

Brick: haha no no......yeah

 
im kind of a big deal........people know me.

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
hahaha, i actually laughed out loud on that one.

i like where he's lifting weights and when the chick walks over, he's like '999.... 1000.... 1001'. haha, then he keeps refering to his arms as 'guns'. friggin hilarious, i wish i could remember the exact quote.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...

Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?

Brick Tamland: I don't know.

Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.

Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?

Brian Fantana: I don't remember.

Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going...

Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.

Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.

Brian Fantana: Damn it!

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.

[pause]

Brick Tamland: I love... desk.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?

Brick Tamland: I love lamp.

Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp.

haha

skiing is awesome, enough said.

There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. ~ Author Unknown

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. ~Author Unknown

 
define 'stupid ass' because i'm pretty sure a movie can't be 'stupid ass'. i mean, you could call somebody a 'stupid ass' because it means they're an ass, that's stupid, but using that on a movie just doesn't work.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
"I wanna Be on you!"

"I am very aroused!"

Remember that after every dark night their is a brighter day, so hold your head up, stick out your chest and get over it
 
"Don't act like you're not impressed!"

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Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that.
 
Ron: "I'm trapped in a glass box of emotion!"

Ron (after jumping into the bear pit): "Oh, I immideately regret this decision!"

Ron: "You know, I've been comming to the same party for the last 12 years and in no way is that depressing."

Ron: "I have an important announcement to make! you all need to stop what youre doing and pay attention! CANNONBALL!"

Ron Burgundy: [to a dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

Champ: "WHAMMY!"

i heart anchorman

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
i forget exactly what it was, but after Ron got home to find baxter had eaten the entire wheel of cheese

-Anthony
 
What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay

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Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that.
 
You mean this one? :D

Ron: My, you really know how to cut to the core of me Baxter. You're like a minature Buddha, covered in hair. You're so wise. What's that? Come again? Oh you know I don't speak Spanish, in English please. You pooped in the refrigerator? And...you ate..the whole wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad, that's amazing. What you say we get you in your PJs and hit the hay?

[/b]SHAKE YOUR BLOOD

 
Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

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dont act like your not impressed

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
everyone's agruing, brick says ,'yeah!', and 'That's right'

and then they start yelling and they stop then he goes...

'LOUD NOISES'

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

My girlfriend wants to experiment with 'doggy style' because regular stance is becoming boring. The only problem is that she's really small and I think I'm too big to really give it to her. I'm 25 and she's 11 years old. What should I do?? - some newb
 
LOUD NOISES!!!

haha that and afternoon delight, greatest song ever. "gonna grab my baby gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delightt, my motto's always been when its right its right, why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?...and then it goes on, but my fingers hurt

-kulpy-

vincepru-"i jibbed a car in a parking lot yester day and the bumper fell off, then i ran."
 
^haha and then he says he cant move his arm because he did so many

skiing is awesome, enough said.

There are really only three things to learn in skiing: how to put on your skis, how to slide downhill, and how to walk along the hospital corridor. ~ Author Unknown

Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg. ~Author Unknown

 
wn he has to play jazz flute and is like o this is so unexpected i didnt come prepared then he pulls a flute out of his sleeve

and

"its like a hairy tracktor"

"where'd u get those clothes....the toilet store"

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
 
that movie is so good, my favorites though are his random outbursts like...

-Sweet Odens Raven!

-Great Beard of Zeus!

-Great Hammer of Thor!

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"I have to take them back to the pants store, where I bought them"

"How could you do this to me? you you you SCORPION WOMAN!"

I love it when Baxter crawls out of the river and is all like "Im coming Ron! and then he ends up befriending the bear species hahah awsome

I also like it when Ron eats that plate of cat crap and is all like "aaaaah I don;t care I'll eat it bleeeh" or something like that haha

So basicly anything in that movie involving Baxter was my favorite part

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It Smells like the inside of a leg!

Oh sorry champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel

I will smash your face into a car windshield then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice Lobster dinner and never call her again!!!

in my phone book theres a guy with the name of Harry Surprise.. - Jibvermont
 
"It's so damn hot, milk was a bad choice!"

"Aww, come on Audrey, I look like hell, i've got bags under my eyes. What's that? Well if you were a man i'd punch you, i'd punch you right in the mouth. DO YOU HEAR ME!! AUDREY!! AUDREY!!! I'm sorry."

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
tits magee

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

 
"you ate a whole wheel of cheeze, and pooped in the refridgerator? I'm not even mad, im actually impressed."

red bull, it gives you wings!
 
Ron: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago... which of course in German means Whale's Vagina

Veronica: Actually I think it was named after Saint Diago.

Ron: No, That's wrong.

Veronica: No, that's what it IS.

Ron: Well, agree to disagree.

-katie
 
"When in Rome..."

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
Veronica-"Take me to pleasure land"

Ron-"oh we're going"

Ron-"im Ron Burgandy"

Champ- "Im Champ Kind"

Brian-" Im Brian Fantana"

Brick- "Im Brian Fantana"

Brian--"No man youre Brick"

 
"You ate an entire wheel of cheese? I'm not even mad!"

"MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!"

To love the times we have
To like what makes us sad
To live when others die
To lose and say goodbye
To last until our moment comes
 
Ron - Do you really wanna know what love is?

Brick - More than anything in the world Ron.

Ron - Be my news team once again guys.

Champ - Ron, when you left us, the hurt was so deep, that I dont think I could ever go back to that.

Brian - Yeah, think about what you asking us man!

Brick - Tyaaaiih whayyy ew aaggiishn maaaaan!!!!!!!!!

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Trying is the first step towards failure
 
^ hahaha "Brick - More than anything in the world Ron."

I cannot read anything Brick says without laughing out loud.

Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.

Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?

Ron Burgundy: Um, Brick, before I let you go, are you still having your celebrity golf tournament

Brick Tamland: Um, no, no? too many people died last year, so we're not gonna.

Ron Burgundy: If you want to throw down fisticuffs, fine. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary ready for ya.

Go fuck yourself San Diego

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Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy, like that.
 
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