::Fav Simpsons Ep.::

the one where homer has to find his soul mate. 'don't quit your day job cheif........whatever that is' Homer is the man.

Darryl Hunt
'stupid risks are what make life worth living.' -> Homer Simpson
 
the halloween episode where they are doing the parody of The Shining!

Homer: 'No tv and no beer make homer..something something...'

Marge: 'Go Crazy??'

Homer: 'Don't mind if i do ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!'

hahaha damn that's funny

 
i like the one when theyre in the hospital and bart goes up to someones room with a face on his ass and moons them and says

'hello, my name is dr cheeks, sorry, but im a little behind', or the one where homer gets his arm stuck in the candy machine

'cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money'

 
Ya they all have good parts, I've always liked the Krusty Comeback Special episode, but it's hard to pick a favorite of all time.

'I can drink a whole hennessey fifth. Some call it a problem, I call it a gift.' -Xzibit
 
'The day I give money to charity is the day pigs fly'

Then homer's pig flys by his window. ahahhaha

 
Once again I'm going to have to give it to sweetcoz.

'Go to your room!!!'

I also want to add the trip to Australia, and the Pulp Fiction episodes.

Oh and Mr. Sparkle, and Lord of the Flies, and the mitionary/pbs, and the Scorpio and.......

 
'Beer. The number one cause and solution to all the worlds problems.' Don't remember which episode thats from, but a good one is the one where they get comic guys store, and he hooks up with skinner's mom while bart and milhouse discover his pirated videos collection...mr. roger's drunk, kent brockman pickin his nose...

 
the beer - cause and solution to all our problems was the prohibition one where homer is making alcohol in his basement.

'i'll catch you beer barren'

'no you won't'

'yes i will'

'oh :('

good old homer.

the bbq one is good to. 'if i went to a bbq where there was no meat i'd be like 'hey gobber, where's the meat?''

Darryl Hunt
'stupid risks are what make life worth living.' -> Homer Simpson
 
you guys are forgeting the skiing episode, that was pretty good, but just the fact that it had skiing in it.

*JaSoN*
 
haha,yea i like that one alot.

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:: La‡es ::
::Ryan::
::Newschoolskiing.com::
::Go Phat::
 
Bart, since I'm not talking to Lisa could you tell her to pass the syrup.

Bart tell dad that I'll only pass it if he doesn't use it on an animal.

Marge will you tell bart that I only want it for my daily glass of syrup

Homer you're talking to bart. It's Lisa that you aren't talking to.

Lisa would you tell your mother to stop pestering me.

Uh dad...

GO TO YOUR ROOM!!

 
hehe

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Nik, King of the SSE!
 
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Nik, King of the SSE!
 
I like episode where homer goes into space.

'Oh yeah, the crew is still in terrible danger, not likely to survive...we'll see you after the movie' - (or something like that) - Kent Brockman

 
haha, last night's what great...

'Look, a bear!'

'I can't see through metal, Kent!'

Classic,

Matt

 
i liked the starting of last night's episode, but after homer left the hospital it went downhill. except for when his knee healed over ralphs hand.

'it know's your afraid' and when homer told the doctor that there was a bear and tried to run away but fell and there actually was a bear. funny shit. best part of the show was when the black guy (carle?) did the 360 slam and shatered the backboard.

Darryl Hunt
'stupid risks are what make life worth living.' -> Homer Simpson
 
'you da man karl!'

'why do you guys think that just because im African American that I'm good at basket ball?'

then he does a 360 dunk from the foul shot line and breaks the glass on the back board with his dunk. just halarious.

Another funny one was the one where homer thinks barts gay. especcialy the whole steel mill part.

 
we work hard, we play hard.

Darryl Hunt
'stupid risks are what make life worth living.' -> Homer Simpson
 
The one where homer gets the computer and makes his own website about all the stuff happening that people dont know about!! It kicks ass when homer is towing the computer behind his car..lol

 
The one where Bart calls the dude in Australia to see if the toilet flushes the same way as his. Then the dude has to go 20 miles to his neighbor's house to check on a bike. Then Bart has to go to Australia to get his ass kicked.

Later,
chris
Ski PNS...
 
Can I have one of those really big beers like you see on TV.

That is a big beer..... I guess.

 
i also like the one where homer and mr.burns get stuckk under about a million avalanches, ands they start to go PHYSCO.

:: La‡es ::
::Ryan::
::Newschoolskiing.com::
::Go Phat::
 


you call that a knife? THIS is a knife (pulls out a spoon)

Bart: thats not a knife thats a spoon

guy: i see you've played kniffy spoony before

Darryl Hunt
'stupid risks are what make life worth living.' -> Homer Simpson
 
Patty and Selma working at the DMV

'We have these days where we don't let the line move at all...we call these WEEKDAYS.'

Sick
 
Simpsons? the funniest show of all time was Family Guy!!! what happened to that show anyways? i loved that show. ahhhhh the griffins.

 
you're looking for another thread, bud. this is one for those of us who know homer simpson is the funniest man of all time.

(waddya mean he's just a character?)

 
it's true.. family guy did rule. but fox [being the stupid network that they are] decided to cancel is. apparently it was too 'controversial'. i dunno how they can say that when all they ever show is 'world's dumbest/ scariest/funniest/stupidest shows... so shitty.

 
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