Fav Napolean Dynamite Quotes

'what the flip was grandma doin at the dunes'

'yeah you might wanna come get your crap from my locker cus i cant fit my num chucks in it anymore'

'We at teh nessy allince have recruited scotlands local wizards to cast a protective spell oveer the lake and its faithful allies'

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^hahahaha the nessy thing is hilarious 'our underwater ally'

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oh yeah? well me and my friends have been bathing off the southern coast of st. bards, chilling with spider monkeys. tripping on acid gave us a whole new perspective on shit.
 
Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!!!!

Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes, all day.

Frickin idiot!



yeah, rockin' the heartagram.

...ccr/dfp represent

feel the rush
 
That whole movie is so fucking random all the way trough... but I love it

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'wow, Ive never been called a tool before. I just love the internet.' -JibGuy

'i think you put the B in buttfuck and i put it in you' -lateralis

'Screw porn, get a girlfriend' -PhattTim

'I just want to be popular on the internet.' -ShitSlam4

'ohhhhh so thats what mutes look like... there gay' -Champion_of_the_wild
 
'i wish you wouldn't look at me like that napoleon'

'i wish you'd get out of my life and shut up'

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triple it triple it trip-le-it 1! brrrrrrr cha cha cha cha cha cha cha

ba-dum-ching!
 
Your mom goes to college

I like how pedro runs............like a mexican skipping the border

To Huck or Not to Huck
Thats a Stupid Question
 
Grab my hand

my other hand

your other hand

Rex(is he the guy from the Drew Carey Show?)

To Huck or Not to Huck
Thats a Stupid Question
 
ya the old guy is pretty funny when he has the egg all over his face and shit, humorous event indeed, then he points to the mountians or something and no one cares

'ya thats right, im fucking crazy, whats up?'
 
yeah, he's the guy from Drew Carey

"I hope your guyses experiences are unforgettable"

"numchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills, girls want boyfriends with skills!"

"you know theres like a buttload of gangs at this school, this one gang kept wanting me to join cause i'm pretty good with a bowstaff"

"dang! you got shocks, pegs...lucky!"

"make a fist, slowly ease it up under your chin...this is going to be really good" -Deb

"you can say that again" - Kip

"k, hold still right there. now just imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean, surrounded by tiny little seahorses." -Deb

"you guys having a killer time?"

"its a piece of crap, it doesnt work!" -Napolean

"I coulda told you that" -Uncle Rico

"yes i love technology, but not as much as you you see, but i still love technology, always and forever, our love is like a flock of doves, flyin up to heaven above, always and forever"

-Anthony
 
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