Fav amateur skier

[MYNAMEISCARSON]

who are your favorite amateur skiers and do can you provide video of them

 

[CrotchKiller]

sometimes i shower in paint and let it dry to try and feel how the paintings feel

 

[hot.pocket]

Sometimes I like to get real sopping wet and break into my neighbors house and just steal all of their shit.

 

[CrotchKiller]

can we do it together but use paint instead of water, and poop in their sinks after we take everything?

 

[specialSAWce]

no you cannot poop in the sink, stealing everything including kitchen sink is necessary

 

[CrotchKiller]

dont be ridiculous dude, thats just dumb

 

[Skiingsnow]

i find getting naked, tar and feathering myself and waiting on their couch masturbating gets a real good reaction

 

[hot.pocket]

I can't believe I didn't think of this before! Start making the plans, lets grab some backup people as well.

 

[hot.pocket]

Apparently you should witness this:

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[Skiingsnow]

a truly inspirational member of society

 

[CrotchKiller]

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[Toaster-Tony]

please invite me.

 

[hot.pocket]

Qualifications?

And CrotchKiller, we must also bring military grade night vision goggles and a Samurai sword signed by Randy Jackson, you know, for protection, and stuff...

 

[CrotchKiller]

i have a couple of these we could strap on for protection

and one of these ass well

we should be fine

 

[youngdtay]

This kid is really sick, he's my age and I think his name is like Davis R, or something. And also I hear he just likes to keep it real by covering himself in vaseline and pretend he's a slug. He's not into that weird shit you kids do these days.

 

[CrotchKiller]

i sometimes take a fistful of baby carrots and shove them into the black of my butthole

 

[Toaster-Tony]

Well. Someone needs to drive the getaway car.

 

[special-J]

the fact that there is not a single legitimate response to this thread is fantastic.

 

[CrotchKiller]

^i think hes in

 

[Toaster-Tony]

I am honestly proud to say that I am a part of the naked poop-bandits.

 

[youngdtay]

Yeah, you see I've tried that a couple of times and I just can't get into it. Say, have you ever covered yourself in salad dressing, like a nice vinagrette, and paid Japanese kids to beat you with a garden hose?

 

[Alex_G]

Cam Snyder (opening part)

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[CrotchKiller]

ew dude, thats gross. Dont be so raunchy

 

[youngdtay]

Raunchy? Thats some real O.G. shit right there. You kids and your baby carrots and your group masturbation while covered in tar and feathers.

 

[hot.pocket]

I mean, obviously! This plan is forming together nicely, but we need a tech specialist.

 

[Toaster-Tony]

I thought he was the tech specialist^

 

[hot.pocket]

I see I see. Well, I think were ready.

Everyone meet under the the blue oak tree that resides in the edible glitter forest.

 

[CrotchKiller]

i have actually hired the young man on the right to be our techy

 

[Toaster-Tony]

Tomorrow at sundown, we roll.

 

[Toaster-Tony]

No problem, however, I still want "tiny arms" to come along. He can just ride on one our shoulders or something.

 

[CrotchKiller]

agreed

forgot the pic of Rhon Jon

hes the young man on the right(his daughter is on the left)

 

[Toaster-Tony]

Lmao. Oh. He's definitely in.

 

[hot.pocket]

Looks like he could do some substancial damage, great addition.

Can this be out theme song?

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[Toaster-Tony]

HAHA I was fucking waiting for this.

 

[CrotchKiller]

only if you collect the blood from my ear drums, so i can drink it back into my system

 

[Toaster-Tony]

Is it just me, or has that song been stuck in everyone's head since the "Baseball is Gay" thread?

 

[hot.pocket]

Ok ok ok let me try again.

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Eh? Eh?

 

[Toaster-Tony]

Hahaha big booty bitches it is. I feel it fits out style better. I'll save "Call Me Maybe" for an edit next year.

 

[CrotchKiller]

i like that a lot, what about this though?

 

[Toaster-Tony]

I do have to say, both of you share an extraordinary taste of music.

 

[Bateman]

Maybe Lars Tynes. He doesnt really have that many edits to post, but he has a lot of sick pictures all around NS, and he kills the park. Incredible style and a very special way of hitting every element.

Just love his playful style

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[hot.pocket]

Only if.....

...you lemme smang it.

 

[coldcuts69]

you fucking shitstain

 

[JWeinstock]

Lupe Hagerty representing West Hartford and he has a bunch of sick edits

 

[Stickity]

top 5 greatest threads

but does sam hurst count?

if so, him.

 

[Lapander]

Shaun White

 

[theguyman1]

you have "shaun white" in almost every of your posts. Are you trying to be funny? just asking because you're not.

 

[Stickity]

wayne shite

 

[RockNRollNghtClb]

Jware

 

[LittleFoot]

tom wallisch

 

[CrotchKiller]

well of course