Fattest ski ever

That's retarded. It's getting to the point where to stand on a pair of skis you're already doing a spread eagle...
 
just so you know, that is almost the exact same shape as a monoboard made by the same company.

and yeah, that ski is ridiculous.
 
I think that part of the appeal of powder is that you aren't totally on the surface of it all the time. You know?
 
Yes.

What they are saying is they simply took their thinnest monoskis and rebranded them as a fat ski. Since they kept the exact sidecuts, this can't work properly.

Furthermore they say the skis weight 4.5 kg EACH, which is just ridiculous.

I bet they sink like a titanic.
 
that seems retarted. i think the prophet is big enough. seriously any wider and you might as well put a 4x8 sheet of plywood on your feet.
 
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way too big.
 
there's progression and then there's just plain dumb! floatation, yeah but i dont wanna be jesus floating 'on' the (semi frozen) water! damn!
 
erroneous. erroneous on both accounts.

they're 4.5 kg "Poids (pour la paire)" what do you think "la paire" means

the sumos have a 24.5 radius, big troubs have a 20, maidens 27, seths and bc 21.

a 28 radius might even be a bit low.
 
i speak french, they say its a fuckin 170 wide ski, actually the widest ski ever....and the $$$est one...986euros = 1260 USD and 1420 CAN
 
or you could sack up and buy a monoski for $630. these are pretty retarded, but i bet theyre at least decently fun.

heres a fun question: you think you could land sideways on them mad easy like a snowboard?
 
i honestly think these althogh crazy present some fuckign sweet ideas, at least in my sleep-deprived brain i'm thinking of the revolution. must. talk. to. 4frnt.
 
those are freakin retardedly huge... we would be basically snowboarding with 2 snowboards on our feet
 
haha you can click at the bottom of the page to read it in english

"The Duret Monstre Series is par excellence the ski of powdery, The skis the more fop to the world, 170 to the skate, reserved to deposit them héliportées and to the immaculate fields of powder, to ski, to slip, to fly, that to say besides... The dream of our riders: that he/it falls 2m of peuf"

hahahahahaehahahahahaha
 
did anyone notice the name of the guy who posted this? sr8*gangsta

wouldnt that translate to sraight gangsta, not straight gangsta?

forgot the T, thats a bummer
 
honestly who needs a ski like that, I mean if your a good enough skier that you can handel the kinda pow that those are needed for you dont need something with a 170 underfoot. This shit needs to stop
 
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