my dad's friend can roll a perfect blunt /claim.
I don't know if my dad's hanggliding friends all smoke weed and they all smoke at parties/bbq's and i always time my conversations with them so they are smoking as i talk to them. They talk to me and blow smoke in my face. So by time i am done talking to all of them i am high. My dad hasn't caught on yet, he proably assumes i smoke because i have had dinner with him high a few times and last night i was tripping on LSA and i had to go to his house to pick up my camera. We had a conversation for 5 minutes. Our conversation went like this
Me: Dad! Hi.
dad: did email me that link?
me: of course, you know i would!
dad: are you ok, your pupils are the size of dinner plates,(he put a dinner plate up and said) yep about the same size. hahahaha
me:....
dad: it was a joke.
Me: i know, i am a little tired, i didn't get to bed last night.
Dad: why?
Me: What (i was distracted by the beautiful patterns on the celling and the walls were breathing.) oh just me and david were watching movies and didn't feel like sleeping.
Dad: ok save the story for later, go get some coffee or something at the bakery (he hands me $5)
I don't think my dad is an idiot. He probably could guess i was high, but not on LSA.
Just take the pipe and when you are home one night and its just you and him, walk into this workshop and clear your throat. When he turns around hold it up and smile, then lift up your other hand with a 20bag.