Fat Women Busted for Shoplifting

[applejuice.]

HOW YEW DOIN?

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3 pairs of boots concealed under her breasts...DA FUCK?!

 

[.frenchy]

I wish my breasts were big enough to stash stuff.

 

[Lemuel]

Hahahahaha now how da fuck.............

 

[bangarangmules]

$2600 worth of merchandise from a TJMAXX?? Jesus how do you even do that? Everything there is so cheap haha

 

[applejuice.]

ahaahhaahahahaah

 

[Cincher]

When you have to feed that smuggling weapon of choice (their fat asses, boobies, and stomach folds) everything is out of your price range.

Don't be shocked bt the tone of my voice...youcancheckitallout, it's the weapon of choice!

 

[WikiWiki]

I was just about to say that- thats a good 4-5 carts full of shit

I could see if it was a high end store with 300 dollar shoes and shit- but 2600 at tjmaxx is a fucking truckload

 

[triebby]

Her name is really Shmeco?

 

[Mike-O]

A gypsy woman was caught shoplifting in a hardware store near Helsinki a few years back. What did she almost manage to sneak out of the store you ask? Small tool sets, maybe a drill or something?

No.

Three fucking chainsaws.

So:

Dress

+

Steel wire to hold up the form

=

Three of these fuckers

Fucking miracles etc.

 

[freestyler540]

Why was there a Michel Jackson song playing in the background?

 

[Mike-O]

It was Weird Al's parody, song called Fat.

 

[bdarb207]

26 hundo and tj maxx baaahahahahahahahaa thats like their entire inventory.

 

[.AR6rider.]

Did the anchor remind anyone else of this guy?

 

[-Mugatu]

Oh come on! Shmeco Thomas??? Shmeco?!?! Thats not even a name

 

[theabortionator]

lol

 

[gmack24]

lol nice find, her look is priceless

 

[KrazyistKarl]

"one of the individuals had 3 boots concealed under her breasts"

 

[Milksteak]

hhahahhahahaha

DA FUUUUUUUUCK?!

 

[dex.]

update: they also smuggled some cheeseburgers, cakes, dr pepper and hot pockets.

 

[GayWolf420]

Under one tittie or both titties?

 

[T-Holt]

How?!?!?!?!?!?!