what the fuck are you talking about? crank was genius, who else would think to make a movie modeled after GTA? seriously, best video game adaptation ever.
movies like crank and the F&F series, and Transporter, or anything with Jason Statham in it, are basically designed to be awesomely bad. full of tits cars guns and a score thats entirely bro-metal and rap, they are made to watch without having to focus, and just have your mind blown with special effects and no plot. if you take it for what it is and enjoy it, your life will be better