Farts that smells so bad, they smell good

bitchassphatz

bitchassphatz

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dude i can't help myself, im ripping ass and it stinks yet i jsut wanna sniff it up. what is wrong with me.

i wonder if i sniffed all of my farts would the recycled fart smell better?

i tihnk it'd be pretty garenteed that i'd have fart breath.

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I had a teacher once who would always tell the class how he loved the smell of skunk spray. I thought it was totaly wack.

Do other peoples farts ever smell good to you?

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dude, i know what you mean...most people dont mind the smell of their body odor or farts..so sniff up and enjoy!

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Well, since farts are essentially shit in gas form... sounds like the problem is that you are gay. Well, I'm sure you'll give a good rim job if you enjoy the smell that much!

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yea man totally when i fart it usually smells pretty good but if some1 else farts i think it smells like major shit bad smellu kno what i mean?

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we have a paper mill near my house. it smells like rotten brocolli but sumtimes u can smell it from our house. one day i spent so much time sniffing really hard i got a sore throat. it was wierd. good ole elementary school days

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i think breathing in your own farts makes it smell less putrid. possibly.

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i have been letting them rip all day

my ass hurts.

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I like to butter cup my friends in school with those. What I do is just put my hands down my pants, cup my hand around my butthole, fart into my cupped hand, then close my hand as though I am holding a fart. Then I go up to a kid and cup my hand around his nose, and hold his mouth shut so he has no choice but to breathe in my satanic ghost poopie.

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^ yes cup farts are the best of the worst

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