Farting in the workplace

[Mr.Sloth]

Is a skill and an art form. Share stories, ask questions, and offer pro tips. Most valuable thread of the summer?

 

[FuckAllOfYou]

nice sig

 

[.Hugo.]

Just let 'er rip and claim hard

 

[Lt-Aldo-Raine]

hahahahaha

 

[gaper-raper]

i always do it in the storage room and make sure i shut the door to seal it in there

 

[Tamas]

Start a game with your co- workers like the number game. whe you rip or someone else rips you call out a number and they have to also. last to call a number has to do something( like start get up on someone til they say stop).

 

[Bar_Down]

Everyone here is shameless in the washroom. The things you hear in there...

 

[PopsicleStand]

I work in a hospital so its no big deal. Its a freeing and beautiful thing really.

 

[Mr.Sloth]

If I ever see you in public you get a free p

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Pass to punch me in the dick

 

[Toaster-Tony]

I work in a warehouse and we have giant fans to get some fresh air the the place. Needless to say, I always walk behind one when I have a good fart brewin' up.

 

[cornholio]

i fart in my office a lot especially in mornings. if someone walks in for something while there's a fresh one in the air i just poker face it. nobody really mentions anything but there are times when i know they know

 

[JzD.]

I work outside, so I let them rip. I especially enjoy taking the garbage bin through the store I work at, because you can fart and everyone thinks it is the smell of garbage.

 

[FuckAllOfYou]

don't worry i think it's pretty awesome someone sig'd my freakout. I think Sicko did also

 

[sitty9.]

let the sharts fly

 

[*monsterskier*]

lol these are some pretty funny stories

threads

 

[asfdfads]

man, youre like famous

 

[Brenone]

In the office it's all about the crop dusting. You have to spread it out evenly so everyone is confused as to who it is.

 

[seward]

hahaha, i do the exact same thing.

im terrible at timing them. ill let a fresh one go and my boss will walk in 2 seconds later.

boom, fart punch to the face.

he never says anything or calls me out, but i know that he knows that i know that he can smell my manhood flatulance.

and if i had herb and garlic cream cheese for breakfast thats just check fuckin mate.

 

[caucasian_chad]

When I'm working at McDonalds it's always fun to rip ass immediately before opening the drive through window, because the building always has higher pressure than outside and the nasty air rushes directly out into the customer's face.

 

[Mr.Sloth]

So that's what that smell is..

 

[elemeno89]

I save them for the toilet, you know, for the acoustics...

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

there's this stair well that goes from the lunch room to a parts room with about 20 stairs. i was going down said stairs and somehow managed to fart from a little bit under half way down to the very bottom.

that was pretty much my day

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

I farted next to this pretty hot girl I work with. Couldn't stop it, couldn't get away. She didn't smell it so i guess I'm one badassmotherfucker.aol

 

[sitty9.]

all the time. crop dusting is my shit.