Fart

InfernoHits

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Usually you like the smell of your own farts and no one can deny this. But 5 minutes ago after a night of drinking I just layed one that made my own eyes water. It was terrible. I'm going to febreeze my ass

 
I know what you mean. In tech me and my friends would always fart, and I always liked mine, then one time I farted it it felt like my throat was being corroded
 
one time my friend farted and both of our eyes started watering and everyone thought we were crying.

and last year i let one go and i think everyone came very close to death. it was the worst fart ever. i thought i was gonna puke all over the kid in front of me.
 
one time when I was sick with the flu I sat on the toilet and farted for like 15 seconds straight so hard that my buttcheeks were giggleing the entire time from the force of the blast. it was with out a doubt one of the greatest and most monumental moments of my life.
 
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