FARP

farp is hilarious

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
randal told me that the the guy in charge of the dna team was talking about them, i dont think they were serious about hooking them up or anything, but i think its pretty neat that these regular guys can put together a little video and get recognition from dna

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
FARP for life

DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
FARP is gonna be like that cult classic that every true freerider has.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
where can we buy it when it comes out??

-Logan

Get pissed. DESTROY -Seth

You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome -Seth

everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey -ATLANTASKI

dude you have no steeze you fag -THallarmadaK269steeze420

ESE TAKEOVER!
 
when trey at DNA sponsors you i quit.. and i want to see the trailer, and get this video... lots of hype on it

Two Plank Productions - www.twoplank.com- bensomrak@twoplank.com
 
when you guys make the mac and steeze dvd, put the original farp as a bonus track

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
'DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis'

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jibtastic.
 
mme

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
farp is gay!!!

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
 
4FRP

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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.

born to shine at home and over border lines.]

 
i would honestly buy it.

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east coast

'canada is like americas insanly cool party animal cousin who is secretly bisexual.' - lj5
 
i would, definitely

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
considering all the publicity the 2 farp bozos get, they should be sponsored. i think its great. funny that its called macaroni and steeze, cuz at the loon ECA comp, levinthal called some kid with a backpack and a hoodie on 'crack macaroni and steeze'

hehe i called someone a bozo.

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Weed: My Anti-Drug
 
farp are some hardcore dudes. they have gotten so much hate and they just kept on doing it. you have to respect that.

 
yea if dna sponsers u im gonna start trying to suck at skiing and maybe eventually ill get sponsered

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
the irony is the whole FARP saga is so large

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
farp is big because:

1) they ski forfun

2) they dont care what e-shittalkers think

and dont be surprised if they get sponsored before 80% of people who are better then them just because theyre getting the exposure. props to farp for not caring and sticking it right in dignitys ass.

You Don't Realize What You Have Untill It's Taken Away.
 
i am so uncool i dont know what that means.. 'being a name dropper'.. if it was mentioning the DNA manager, then yes i am a name dropper.. i tend to do that..

Two Plank Productions - www.twoplank.com- bensomrak@twoplank.com
 
oh yeah easily they are HUUUUGEEE. So much NS marketing it is amazing, quite amazing. Those guys are amazing self promoters.

Two Plank Productions - www.twoplank.com- bensomrak@twoplank.com
 
farp is soo good

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puffys arent very trendy in park city

-imotion productions-
 
who the fuck doesnt love to ski?!?!?! tell me and ill kill them

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
i'de buy it if it doesn't cost too much

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
FARP is the shit. Once and a while when i get lucky i get to throw it down with the kids from FARP.

-Timothy Stewart Light-

Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.

 
FARP = gold.

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Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah....Good Stuff

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

You all take luck now! You take luck and care!
 
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