FARP?

if skiing's cutting edge is a joke, then yes, FARP is the biggest joke around

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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

east coast
 
i declare FARP the new most posted subject on NS, over what skis should i buy, johnny moseley, whats better the PE or the TM, and whats the easiest invert.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
FARP is an underground cult phenomenon that cannot be explained. basically its what happens when you make a movie thats soooo bad people don't even bother making fun of you, i think its dope at least they have fun when they ski...i mean shit, who skis for fun anymore?

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eastern-front-inc.com
 
FARP owns

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

when I saw the subject'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm. - Phrosty

I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! -PhattTim

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis
 
ye ass raping pussies!!!!!

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'

Johnny d in the cribs segment of 1242

 
if farp was a dog, would you fuck it?

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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'

-Ted Nugent
 
no no, if you were a sheep, would you fuck another sheep

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
not another un farp knower........im not gonna waste my time but in a nutshell........... FARP IS THE CREATOR...... the alpha and omega it transends all things because it is everything

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
FARP is off the hook. Actually, it is pretty cool how that guy spins a five off of like 3 inches of air.

'I think you put your skis on backwards'-some kid
 
id fuck a sheep anyway

I went to take a piss and the elastic in my pants snapped back and crushed my balls against my leg and now i can't have kids
 
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