Farp Rules

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Thats it and thats all...Farp Rules.

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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.

Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
 
fuckin right they rule,farp is da bomb shit yo

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
now they've brainwashed reedy too?

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

***C*C*R***
 
If you take into account that skiing is a sport that most people participate in to have fun, get some exercise, obtain a feeling of personal satisfaction when they master a new skill, and scare the shit out of themselves from time to time, then yes, FARP rules.

If you're judging on skill, and comparing with a movie like 1242 or Forward, then no.

I ski for fun, so FARP rules.

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

WE KILL YOU

SKIER: How would you describe your style?

PJ Cliche: Total skate influence. Even doh dis is on concrete, an you are face sideways, an it has sweet fuck all to do with ski, skate 'as play a huge role wit my steeze.

 
haha O man, Could I hear A pro working with FARP...

DNA stands for Dogs Never Admit, its a game about dogs that you interview that have done serious crimes and you try to get them to admit to anything, oh and its in 3d and dolby digital 5.0-Lateralis

have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
mattman I vote that you have too many sigs.

rad that reedy is feelin the farp love

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'Chief Heavily Whipped? Yeah guy, THAT's a name to be proud of...'

'Amy, are your ears cold? Your ice is looking icier than usual...' -Turpin
 
reedy = spaulding

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
farp makes me go pee in my pantalones. it's that good. i love farp.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
i watched some farp vids and i loved it so much i pushed over an old lady and kicked my dog in the uterus.

ALASKA PRIDE
 
randall brown is the messiah and farp is the holy ghost

handicaped skiing

is so hot right

now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

-VETERAN OF COMBAT IN THE GREAT SPAMMING OF 2004-

 
I love farp cuz it brings out the fun of skiing for all of us. SO great.

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Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah...Good Stuff

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

sit booboo sit. Good dog.

 
the farp guys kick ass

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the only problem with man is that he doesn't know how he ought to live. But there is a law of life. A law to live by. Not guidelines (commandments)..not suggestions (parents, schools), but a LAW. Just as certain as the law of gravity. The law of nature. Distroy diversity and face extinction. Increased food production = increased population. Starvation is natural. We have to start following the laws of nature and stop thinking we are exempt from them. We have to stop pretending we are gods and we were meant to rule the world and possibly the universe. if we continue, we will crash. we are getting close. As we eliminate species and diversity, we decrease the changes of anything surviving after we destroy ourselves. We are very close to eliminating all life on this planet forever. Something will survive, right? Well, we hope so. But one thing is certain. It won't be us.
 
my friend's pigmy goat had a vaginal prolapse, which basically means she tried to shit out her uterus.

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
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I would really appreciate it if you would shut the fuck up.

Do me a favor, kill a racer.
 
'i watched some farp vids and i loved it so much i pushed over an old lady and kicked my dog in the uterus.'

'i just threw up all over my dog and then kicked it in the face'

...not a dog lover eh?

 
one time i was like on my computer so i watched farp and then i was like wow mon shiggidy shiggidy shwah

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jibtastic.
 
GROUP X!! ive been rocking that shit for years!! hey little girl... do you want to know a seceret... i can count alllll the way to schvifty five.

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Silly Rabbits. Pink is for cheese! –stevexs2

i love watching people get nutted. i hate seeing naked fat people getting the box munched - BallinBU

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

im a straight up thugged out ghetto prep - ATLANTASKI

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
Farp for life! Yeah

In the words of AC/DC: We roll tonight... to the guitar bite... and for those about to rock... I salute you.
 
FARP kicks ass....

They were representin' at the Midwest Super Park.

-Timothy Stewart Light-

Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.

 
Fo Shizzle FoARP

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A view on the downfall of the US by 221:

'godzilla man. he's gonna show up and shit will hit the fan.'

ellermann -> i hope you realize you just threw yourselves a birthday party online. just think about that for a little while

Ryan V.G

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
i do alot of grafikx for farp

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//KAW RAW//

//DEFY SKEEZ//

Im a drinker with skiing problems
 
what makes farp so much better then other movies? who knows, farp rules though. its the definition of newschool skiing. reedy, you should try and pull a few strings and get some farp footage on a ski movie or pop them in the credits, that would be ill

member5054

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

I like my eggs like i like my runs,poached

'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.'~Jay aka rebel

'five0 is a crazy sexy nutcracker motherfucker'~Everyone
 
All other film companies will go out of business or we will force them buy shares in 'Farp Inc'

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If I can't do it homey, it can't be done. I'ma let the champagne bottle pop ima take it to the top fo sho ima make it hot.

Trouble maker whaaaat!!!
 
then they will call it farp extreme to the max

because when they get that good itll be so extreme it will be extreme to the max times 5003208983405

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jibtastic.
 
ok newschoolers is gay. they delete my messages and my pictures and my videos. i dont know what the hell is wrong with them. dont they know that they are ruining my hopes and dreams. i had really good pictures posted and they delted all of them. they were really good almost as good as the pros. but the thing i cant understand is why they delete my good pics but keep the really crappy ones. it really saddens me to the point in which i would like to cry. also they always delte my videos. i have really good ones, much better than anyone elses and they delte them. i think its because they dont want me to embarrese the other members. newschoolers also deltes my good messages. they unlike others create conflict whichis good. but since new schoolers is gay they delete them. NS=GAY

what

 
you suck dude^ haha yea farp rules. when i saw the lets fart on this thread pic i immediatly thought of what five-0 did haha

member5054

VIVA LA RESISTANCE
 
wow, I didn't even know what FARP was back then and when I saw CJs drawings i shit my pants. twice. and then i made some drawings for farp.

-Pat

 
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