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jumpman

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The episode where they have to move to the south was on Cartoon Network last night. Did anyone else see it? Stewie playing the banjo - hilarious

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
'oh i feel so deliciously white trash. mommy, i want a mullet!'

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www.dictionary.com

use it.
 
watching a racoon jump out of everything Peter looks into is great, especially when Lois starts to take off her shirt and one comes flying out.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
'hey, i'm looking for my son, chris. He's the kid that's here to finger the guy who robbed the store. His name is Chris Griffen. Here I got a picture of him. You know you can keep that. Chris messed it up by writing his school schedule and a list of his fears on the back.'

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
Killer - Um, I have a telegram for Chris Griffen.

FBI - He doesn't live here anymore.

Killer - Could you give me his new address so I can forward it to him?

FBI - No, we can't give out that information.

Killer - Um, I mean it's for Chris's sister

FBI - Oh, you mean Meg. In that case, her new address is....

haha

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
Its coming back in 2005, hopefully

when I saw the subject'air sex' I thought it would have involved a vacumm. - Phrosty

I like horseriding, and I'm straight. And if anyone has any smartass comment about my sexuality then shut up!! -PhattTim

'I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life'- Lateralis

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

 
^I couldn't stop laughing at that

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
i love that episode. another great one is where stewie is trying to teach that little british girl to act and talk really propper. fuckin hilarious.

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
Civil War Veterns Hahaha

Louis: Good I wont have to cook tonight.

Peter: No cook anyway then we'll throw it out i dont want you getting rusty.
 
so many of those episodes r awsome , hjow many ppl have seen the wish apon a weinstein episode that got banned form being shown bcuz of the rascismme

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looks at a twinkie 'im gonna turn u into poo!'

...For I have dined on honey dew and drunk the milk of paradise. --------------------I like to jam

 
haha, i got seasons 1, 2 and 3 on dvd. best money i've ever spent. So many hilarious quotes.

'holy crip he's a crapple!'

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the best idea ever was the one that was diabolicly hatched today at lunch in the hall way of my school. It involved a boat and beer and selling that beer to 14 yearolds for like $3 a bottel, so that way from every 24 we got, we would get 12 and then never have to pay for our own beer again. and if the poilice tried to stop us, we were drive away in a boat (which doesnt have a licence plate) but, if there were on a baot, we were throw peanuts at them, cause its highly probable that one of them in alergic to then and he would go into anaphletic shock and we were get away. if that didnt work we were catapult cows at them and wait for the headlines 'police boat sunk by flying cows'. --Apple.
 
Sam-just pretend Im a boy

Chris-ok

Sam-so do u wanna go down to the bridge and make out?

Chris-Yes sir!!

yay skiing

 
^haha. completely different episode but that was so fucking hilarious

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''I'd rather die in flaming glory than live a life of mediocrity.''

-Mark Hoppus
 
wow, such a great show...anyone know the name of the episode where meg and lois go on spring break?? im trying to find that one

-Craig

the challenge is to be yourself in a world that is trying to make you like everyone else
 
Redneck 1 - This is some hoedown

Redneck 2 - This is a hootinanny

Redneck 1 - Hoedown!

Redneck 2 - Hootinanny!

Redneck 1 - Hoedown!

Redneck 2 - Hootinanny!

start fighting

Stewie in redneck band - To the owner of a John Deere tractor: You're parked on top of a pig. John Deere tractor on top of a pig.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
family guy makes me sick to my stomach with laughter its sooo damn funny

Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
 
the best one ever is when he falls and goes 'phh ahh' 'phh ahh' like 7 times that one made we fall out of my couch and roll on the floor laughing and crying at the same time.

and of course,

random people: oh no!

oh no!

oh no!

koolaid man breaks through wall: OOH YA!

(slowy backs out of huge hole in the wall he just made)

 
the best one ever is when he falls and goes 'phh ahh' 'phh ahh' like 7 times that one made we fall out of my couch and roll on the floor laughing and crying at the same time.

and of course,

random people: oh no!

oh no!

oh no!

koolaid man breaks through wall: OOH YA!

(slowy backs out of huge hole in the wall he just made)

 
this is the best show ever

... 'dear diary.. jackpot'

or 'hey little girl how old are you?' '9' '18? why dont you come inside' 'MOM' 'I like where this is going!'

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

'When trying switch backflips, make sure tio flip ALL THE WAY around' -Skibum_
 
Chris - (Sees his reflection in the water)

Chris - Oh my God, I'm drowning!

Chris - (Jumps in to try and 'save' himself)

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
yes it is, along with undergrads and clone high, which were both taken off the air

'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'

- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom
 
Anyone see when he creates Petoria?

Duh nuh nuh nuhhhh. Cant' touch me, PETA TIME!

Oh jeez when I saw that part of the episode I almost shat myself.

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Broken collarbones are so awesome.

Steeze-E-O's

'Skier Tested, Mother Approved'

Its simply what we eat.
 
what about aqua teen hunger force?, i love that show too

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-4FRNT skis

-David
 
take the meat bridge its right here^

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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.

 
Peter to old sailor man with stumps for arms and legs: oooooo Aren't you gorgeous, look at you, did a shark take those?

old man: No, me father was a tree.

FUCK ME!
 
yo, whoever was talking about the e peterbus unum episode, i consider the 'peter time' scene one of the best of any family guy ever.

'just like the bad guy in lethal weapon 2, i've got diplomatic immunity, so hammer you can't sue!'

'it's peter time!'

Teddy

Poniverus

The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries.
 
one of the best peter quotes is from the one with all the new yorkers:

peter: is your refrigerator running?

peter: cause if it is, it runs like you, very homosexual-like.

hahaha great

if it were easy it would be called snowboarding - K2 skis

memba numba 5158
 
To the Pope-Mobile!

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
To the Pope-Mobile!

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth

'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth

'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey

'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
 
Peter-your fopah at the kiss concert last night was so embarissing that i had to call a university professor to find out what word i shold use

Professor- Use fopah

Peter Thanks professor !

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.-skimack
 
last night they had one where he got three wishes and one was that he didnt have any bones...at the end he gets surgury to get bones from his family...they all get really fucked up looking

original member of CWDM

official CWDM rep

official kuddha rep

- ROOTS
 
^He looks like the elephant man

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
FBI #1: Yes so we'll be living here while you're gone.

FBI #2: Even though he's a slovenly liberal and I'm a fastidious conservative.

FBI #1: I smell a sitcom!! (while dancing)

simply the best.

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If a body catch a body coming through the rye...
 
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