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HAHAHA.. how does these jeans look?

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
i have waited for so long for a new one

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAH they were singing journey, that was the best thing ever. this is gonna be a classic episode

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
hunny i always thought you were pritty even before youre makeover bahahahahhahaha i just couldent do that one with a straight face

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
 
ahhaha the band name. FAT HORNY BLACK AND JOE

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
bastard beat me to it, but..HA, you posted it in the wrong forum!!

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
- Great where do we sign? right here on tonys butt check.

-(AHHHH)

-The date

-(AHHHH)

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH!! MY DOG BARKS AT BLACK PEOPLE TOO!!!!!

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

eat.breathe.sleep.ski
 
ahh motherfuck i forgot to put it on

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Pat

'The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black people are lazy and the white people are just as lazy, but they are mad at the black people for being lazy?'
 
best night of my life.

volkl karma: it's the sickest thing to ever happen to skiing

i don't even need math to know there isn't a god.' - asac

girls are like pigs. they have four legs and make sounds, and if you kick them in the side they will get mad at you - Jacob W
 
1,2,3,4$

(pause)

oh crap we dont know any songs

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
damm i missed it

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
 
any1 know wat the episode was called?

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit
 
AHaHA

oh richard!!!

wait! that IS journey

*walks off*

classic

i dont think his name was richard but i didnt feel like remembering...

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Also turns out im a leader of the family guy cult. msg me!
 
damn I missed it, although american dad is on now, which I hate

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

If it is, suddenly all those girls he petitioned for an evening of anal ravagery are going to be getting back to him en-masse... because that's one pretty piece of man meat. - J.D. May
 
as the new season goes on it just gets less funny, too bad, I love that show

"and then I found 5 bucks and got an HJ"
 
that episode was pretty good. not quite as funny as the last few, but i laughed nonetheless

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
shit thinking ofit makes me laugh

Thats why i bought a saturn.

------Julian

I guess u can call me Julian
 
when he hammers the nail into the crippled guys' leg, then tried to pull it out .

and when he was entertaining bush and when he started crying

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
the scene with bush was by far the funniest part.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
anyone know the Title and or Episdoe Number

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
hahah my dog hates black ppl. that bush part was hilarious!!!!

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There once was an man from Nantucket

Whos wife Linda would constantly suck it

He said one day, I think Ill be gay

And stuck his cock into Lord_Piot-Skihobo

 
its season4 right now right?

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pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatrol

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