family Guy Quotes

^^^^^that was the episode on, i love when he gives the murder chriss picture with his daily school schedual and list of fears

*NORTHEASET CULT*

^is dead

matt morrison

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worrie i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.
 
Quagmire:Hey why dont you show me the lower east side(transfestite turns around)whoa transfestite back off...wait pre op or post op.

transfestite:pre op

quagmire: whoa transfestite back off

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Is their anything you people cant do. well expcept manual labor-peter on jews

V.I.P (Vanilla Ice Posse)

 
brian:Oh man this is the worst job I have ever done, well exept for that other one.

(flashback at the mall, Brian is handing out free samples.)

Brian: Excuse me sir would you like to try my smoked meat log.(he gets punched in the face.)

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^is dead

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
''look at all this trash those damn new yorkers left on our lawn..the new york post, the new york times, the new york mets'' (pans to a pile of baseball players)

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Caleb

'hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean no TV? So he failed a class...its not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was 19.' -Peter Griffen
 
and a peter quote similar to my signature..'kids these days need an education so they can learn to handle difficult tasks like programming the vcr without spilling piping hot gravy all over myself'

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Caleb

'hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean no TV? So he failed a class...its not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was 19.' -Peter Griffen
 
Lois(to peter and brian, both drunk as hell)- 'Peter, if you keep this up something terrible is gonna happen'

Peter-'yeah something terrible....all the way to the bank!'

Brian-'nice' *high-five*

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Caleb

'hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean no TV? So he failed a class...its not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was 19.' -Peter Griffen
 
whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, loise this is not my batman cup

no me gusta acls

"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"-bikeobsession

also known as pussyfooter
 
"ok just pretend im a guy"

"ok, wanna go makeout?"

http://ipodsgiveaway.co.uk/index.php?refe
rral=170103

^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

k-squad represent!

***-Soul Sisterhood-***
 
"theres a message in my alpha-bits. it says 'OOOOOOOOOOO'"

"peter those are cheerios"

and then theres oe thats something along the lines of

"...yeah i read it in a book one time"

"are you sure it was a book, are you sure it wasnt nothing?"

i 'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1
 
in soviet russia, car drives you

and im not sure if this ones right:

stewie: forcast for tomorrow, a pinch of genius with a chance of doom!

"I got this sick sticker from K2 for $300 came with free skis" ~t-man152
 
Peter: I read it in a book somewhere....

Bryan: Are you sure it was a book peter, are you sure it wasn't NOTHING

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
peter:(falls on the way home after he gets his golden ticket for the brewery tour) "ssssss........ahhhh.....sssssssss.........aahhhhhhhhhhh.........ssssssss........ahhhhhhh.......ssssssss.......ahhhhhhh..........ssssssss........aahhhhhhhh.........etc.

 
Stewie at a funeral: Id do her.......... do her, do her, ugh, who hasn't done her, cut the pig tails and we'll talk and do her.

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When your high, you can do everything you can normaly, just as well. You just realize its not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.-Bill Hicks

And on the 7th day, God stepped back and said "There is my creation, perfect in every way....Oh dammit I left weed all over the place, now they will think I want them to smoke it. Now I'll have to create republicans.-Bill Hicks

 
^way to post that one for about the 10th time

no me gusta acls

"can anyone do a backflip, im new to two tip skis"-bikeobsession

also known as pussyfooter
 
Stewie walks in on Brian in a dress... "I have to go out into the hall and throw up about something completely unrelated"

Peter eating a pinecone: "wannnnn aha, aha. It hurttttttttts...I hate it...it tastes aweful"

Bert and Ernie

Ernie: "I wish you wouldn't drink so much Bert..."

Bert: "And I wish you wouldnt eat cookies in the DAMN bathtub!"

Ernie: "Bert, your shouting again Bert."

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"Sure thing squirl. just cut me down and PROMISE you wont burry me!"

 
hey chris whatever happened to gina davis? she used to be in movies but shes not in movies anymore....I always thought she had to much gum...not a good tooth to gum ratio..chris? Oh nevermind ill about it with you in the morning.

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Josh Barilar

Sportin' the bath robe steeze.

since 1984

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong n
 
peter is blind and thinks he is in his bed with lois:

Peter: Hey baby, you still awake?

Stewie: What the deuce?!

Republican and proud of it.

Member 6834

i want to ride in a kangaroos pouch -i_am_a_skier

 
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