Family Gone = Party

Darc686

Darc686

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So, My family is leaving for Oklahome for my cousin's wedding for a week. Im staying home because I gotta work. so I walk into the kitchen and I found a note. It said, Things to do:

1. water plants

2. feed cat

3. feed fish

4. clean up

NO PARTIES!!!!!!

Im prolly gonna have a few anyways because I live in the country.

What do you guys(and girls) think?

 
dont let people sleep in your parents bed. dont let them throw empty cases of beer in the laundry hamper. 2 things my brother failed to do.
 
hahahaha!

that was last weekend for one of my friends.

we (6 girls and 5 guys) all went to her place and sat in her spa drinking then jumped into her pool at midnight (bare in mind its winter here, and pool isnt heated)

then all the girls ran around the golf course that her house backs onto in our bikinis.

then everyone went to sleep in beds and on the floor and on couches.
 
Yea my roomate is a straight up biblethumper so when she is around the house i dont drink but she left for two weeks to go to Toronto so yea im thinkin ragin party this weekend!!!
 
my parents left for a weekend and my brother had a party. just gotta make sure you personaly know everyone and trust everyone who comes. dont tell your friends in advance about the party or your friends will bring friends that you dont want to come. tell them like a day before or something
 
1. water +natty lite

2. feed cat beer

3. feed fguests

4. clean up

PARTIES!!!!!!

throw thats hit down, get 10 cases, like 10 forties and tell kids to bring there own shit, maybe a beer bong pong table hookah cigars a pool table to dance on and some mellow ass beats, make sure the girls make the CD cus then they dont complain about music and it wil get them all into shit.

FCUK YEH HIGHSCHOOL RULES \m/ NATTY LIGHT FOREVER TATOOOED ON MY ANKLE

 
Naw i had party two weeks ago and this kid pissed of my neighbors by throwin beer bottles at their cars and shit so i followed him and his punkass friends out of my subdivision and now he thinks i am the one in the wrong and wants to fight me the problem is his own friends have straight up told him he'll get killed if he fights me....i mean i do it for a fuckin living how stupid could you be!
 
you just gotta baracade doors and put away stupid shit that fuckers will break. and if you let kids sleep over dont let them sleep in your parents bed, soo useless but kids do it.  YOu'll be fine if you live in the country i think, just make sure kids your not sure if you like or not come, because when they leave and they have a few beers with them they wont give a fuck and throw them whereever or try to get you in trouble some how by doing something stupid.
 
house parties always end in disaster. unless your drunk then you dont care but as soon as you wake up, youd be like...where the fuck did that hole in teh wall come from
 
dont invite douchebags who will have no respect for your house, belongings, and all that.
 
If you live in the country, just have the party outside and let no one go in the house. That way nothing gets stolen, broken or destroyed.
 
yes indeed, broke a window one time, and then another time, there was a hole in my walk in shower...not good at all
 
fuck I just got from a party and lost all my clothes, im hungover, ive thrownup and still feel like i have to, i feel like shit. but still you should PARTY!!!!
 
thank you that piece of advice. I appreciate it. although im not an idiot and Ive thought my way through this. and quit being a nay-sayer. damnit. everything I post you got something negative to add to it. ass.

this is my Plan:

bonfire out back(way out back). people park their cars around it. nobody leaves. if you gotta leave in the middle of the night you cant party. when somebody pulls up, I ask if theyre drinking, if so, I take their keys and give em back in the morning. since im out in the country, theres no noise restrictions, and I dont have any close neighbors. and if cops do come, its byob. I can say I was having a bonfire with some friends and they brought their own shit. not my fault. Ive done this before with my family home. I just told em im having friends over for a bonfire. told my friends its byob, park your cars around the fire. simple. And its mosdef not a house party. people stay outside.
 
your so paranoid dude? will your parents rape you or something? or your 14 and not aloud to drink?

sounds like you will be " to incharge" of the entore night to enjoy yourself.
 
ive noticed that from all my friends that have had house parties the guys that have the best are the guys that get hammered themselves
 
I meant to say having girls pick out the music is the worst idea Ive ever heard, the rest sounds good but you left out CIGARETTES
 
fuck cigarettes smoke chronic

as for the music, only stupid girls have bad music. I know a ton of girls who listen to TV on the Radio, Trentmoller, Junior Boys, The Mars Volta, all kinds of sick stuff!
 
no no no not cigarettes, cigars are a fallback but if you want to be cool you WILL use a hookah with some flavored sheesha.
 
my point exactly , but somehow, we made it work last time in this kids mansion.. funny eh?

I doubt it would ever work for most people.

If its outside just go buckwild
 
when they say NO PARTIES, it means yea throw one but have it picked up when we get back, if it says, if we find out you had a party, you grounded till summer, i say be careful and knock out the neighbors with novacaine it usually works
 
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