Falling on your ass

SteveXs2

SteveXs2

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This hurts eh? I was doing a 180 safety over a table today and I went and I was spotting my landing and watching the landing go away and, yeah, i slammed i ass and got winded a bit. It messed me up for the day cause I had no confidence anymore for 180s. It sucked.

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Heather: wowa for a second i thought i typed in dicker

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- Rich

 
ur dad gave it to me up the bum once

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Ah fuck it, just huck it..EH
 
that sucks a dicker steve... wait, i thought i typed clicker

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im still im still wiener from the block' - wiener

..::VIVA LA RESISTANCE::..
 
180's? that shit's hardcore

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.

~mommy~
 
landing on your head is worse. 180s tend to lead to head bang, and of course inverts. hope your asses heal from the uh, 'crashes' soon.

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He's a kid that lives down the street, around the corner and under the bridge who can bend over backwards and scratch his ass with his nose hair.

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wear a melon portector

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
man, ive done stuff like that. i was in the beginer park, and came in for a little zero spin. nice jump, but i was angled (like i was gonna land) and overshot the landing by like 10 ft. my tails caught, and i did a backflip, hit the ground, and did another. busted my binding too.

I still think falling on rails hurts way more. i was disasterin this straight rail (like a 5 ft gap) and landed real far back. i instantly fell on my left ass/hip, from about 5 ft up. its been hurtin for like 6 days now.

Lets go skiing
 
i was disastering a down kink and shit went bad and i fell back and my tailbone nailed the rail right on the kink, i could barely walk it sucked

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
a helmet didnt help me when i tried a 180 at Stevens early this year. there was sketchy cover, so when i landed i snagged on a twig or something and fell over. The helmet kinda just put more weight on my head so i had whiplash kinda bad...

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Why?

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630 to flat gives u a bad head bang. at loon it was one of the bigger jumnps, i was just doin a 7 double safety. got 450 when i saw the landing go, then i paniced and tried to stop at 540 (sayn in my head 'PUT ME DOWN!!!') but i went 630 and landed edge down on flat. i got to the trapazoid and completely blanked out. i had to see someone do it before i remembered how to. i had a headache for 4 days. didnt sketch me out bad though. when i stopped seeing colorful swirls and wierd shit like that i did 630 on a hip. (come to think of it, havn't spun above that since) then again i havnt skied anywhere good since then.

yar that was a long story

 
anyone with look bindings ever landed back seat and gotten pentetrated analy? i have...it was nasty.

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
Erich, that happened to me on Monday dude. NOT cool.

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yeah, it fucking sucks...or if the thing just jams into your ass cheek, fatty bruise right there.

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
look bindings stole my viginity.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
lousy dildo bindings

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Have YOU ever had a bloody tampon in your mouth? Well let me tell ya, it ain't good times.

How many girls called you last night? zero. How many girls called you tonight? zero. heh, well, you know what they say son? zero plus zero equals FAG!!

1080s are easy. any half retarded baby licker could strap on a pair of fag sticks and spin around. if you want to do something that requires skill, why dont you faggots take up backcountry pogosticking.

~mommy~
 
It's 'ass making love!' not rape.

'Girls aren't allowed to fart, they are supposed to smell all nice, and be sexy' - Shane McConkey, creator of the PMS Open.
 
not that I would know, err... I have to go now.

'Girls aren't allowed to fart, they are supposed to smell all nice, and be sexy' - Shane McConkey, creator of the PMS Open.
 
i once saw a snowboarder air the waterfall on whistler and lawn dart into the snow...not on purpose, but it was fuckin hilarious...head first, with his feet stickin out and waving an shit...it was funny until he almost died...

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'Can we discuss this further in the privacy of my hot tub?' Mitts to some chick who shot him down outside garfs...
 
haha, reminds of some kid name like thomas jeffries or something? he did a misty seven off that shit and went in head first and you could see his legs dangling around, hahaa...good stuff...thomas jeffries? andyone?

''Some say hope floats, my crew sunk their battleships. Seattle shit, the Northwest assassinate your catalyst.''
 
no that was me

me: pepsi twist taste the exact same as normal pepsi.

my friend: no it doesnt , it has a twist.
 
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