Falling off the bed!!

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so ya me and my man were geting it on and we fell of the bed and to make it all worse we broke the bed frame!! Then his mom came down to see what happened it was so embarassing!!

Man it sounds like he's killin her in there - Marc to Darryl while me and paul were getting it on!
 
smooth

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Why would you have sex with your MOM home?!

-Lauren

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'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

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^ exactly

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why wouldnt u?

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haha, my friend had his girlfriend over and htey were gonna go in his room and his mom say matt, i don't want you in your room with a girl and your door shut, and he says why do you wanna watch? hahaha, funniest thing ever

Seize the carp
 
^ hahahaha

No but honestly, why would you have sex when your mom is home when you could just go somewheres else. For christs sake if there was nowhere to go why not just hop in your car and drive to some random place and do it in the car?

-Lauren

The Official 'Sweet Ass Bitch' of The NDSC

The Official Queen Marzipan of NS/Stongbadia.

'well, i dunno about skibrdingbitch, but the only girls i know that dont go for looks are blind'

-petek

 
or pick up your friend, take her to his cabin in the mountains run the CHOO CHOO, and drop her off them smoke mad nuggets..........or does that only work with the sluts around here?

'Fuck that song. I don't even like that song. That songs for the ladies......FUCK THEM! You know what I'm gonna do instead of that song? ANOTHER SONG!'

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i had sex with my gf and my mom............what?

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i think the anus is a little too high up in that text-demonstration

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