falling asleep...

sirjibsalot

sirjibsalot

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i can fall asleep if i dont have one hand on my junk....whats up with that?

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woah, thats just wierd...

mabye its some kind of surpressed fear that someone will hurt you while sleeping, (not joking)

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AHAHAH! I like it too!

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lol hehehe yeah i know what you mean...gotta make sure everything is there when you go to sleep and when you wake up :-)

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Man, that's so true. I turn off my lights, and get all settled to go to sleep, then notice where my hand is. It's a pretty automatic motion now.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
 
ya dude this happens to me like everynight

with the way i sleep it's just way more comfortable that way... probly happens to like everyone.. unless we're freaks

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
yeah its weird how that happens, its like automatic

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haha yeah its automatic.. head hits pillow, hand hits balls

*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
 
yeah man i dont even have to think of it....and when i do think of it i just wonder why it feels soooo good

--To be a jibber you've got to be so fresh to have style and finesse way above the rest-
 
Hmmm... this would make for a very interesting psych. thesis. I do it too, but I've never really noticed it until now... very weird. When at home, bored, just sitting around, I randomly grope the sack. A holdover from primitive practices?

'No eternal reward will forgive us now, for wasting the dawn.' - Jim Morrison, 1943-1971
 
my hand is always groping my privates...

--To be a jibber you've got to be so fresh to have style and finesse way above the rest-
 
wierd. i didnt know u guys did that... would u still fall asleep if someone elses hand was on it??

thats like me falling asleep holding my boobs.. i dont do that.. wierd..

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Only if it was your hand, Cryss.

Uhhh I mean...... dammit.

Anyway, I think it's different with boobs. First off, boobs aren't as fun to grope... I mean for a girl anyway. And overall, I think a guy's nuts are more important to him than a girl's breasts are to her, unconsciously as well as consciously. They are essential to our reproduction, while breasts just look cool, are fun to play with, and are necessary for feeding.

'No eternal reward will forgive us now, for wasting the dawn.' - Jim Morrison, 1943-1971
 
sirjibsalot, you always start the weirdest threads; peeing, crotch grabbing etc. However, this stuff needs to be said, I congratulate you.

'Victory? We're French, we don't even have a word for it.'
 
its not only now when youre older, but its been proven that when youre a kid you do the same thing to help you fall asleep

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to.....all lifes problems
 
yeah man...if i lost my arms i wouldnt be able to fall asleep...unless someone else was holding it....but i dont think someone elses hand would have the same effect...its more of a security thing having your hand down there so you know its there and no one is trying to steal you precious jewels..

--To be a jibber you've got to be so fresh to have style and finesse way above the rest-
 
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