Falling asleep with eyes wide open...

[StreetsOfRage]

okay, today i feel asleep in class with my eyes open dont as me how but i did. not the great i know. but heres where it gets interesting, i had my hands down my pants, and i was staring at the hotest girl in class. My teacher walks up, and starts yelling at me, as i jump out of my desk horrified by why i was getting yelled at. long story short, i tried to tell them i fell asleep, but that didn't work. now i have in-school suspension for 2 weeks and possible counseling. you know, if this happened to someone else, i would be laughing my asss off. so NS laugh your ass off.

 

[shr@gler]

you cant fool us with your shitty excuses! obviously your teacher sees through that too.

 

[pelle_munch]

seriously, just admit it

 

[Chubz.]

hahahaha oh my god!! thats fucking hilarious

 

[Blake.P]

hahaha i actually laughed at this. +k

 

[.nasty]

so even if you weren't checking out the chick, do you just sit there with your hand in your pants in school all the time?

 

[hot.pocket]

thats what im wondering as well

 

[Caspian]

Y'all be posting in a troll thread

 

[JIBpsy^^]

This happened to me once but i was giving a speech then had an epilectic siezure in which i pulled out my massive penis and started wanking till i came on everyones desk screamming "MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES" i got an afterschool detention and i had to apologize to this kid that got his binder ruined my my raining semen.

 

[Abc567def]

You don't have to lie to us here. We are all friends here. You were just playing with your special friend when you got caught...

 

[uosdwiSrjewoH]

i wanted to post this somewhere, and i decided to post it here

 

[ryantheconnolly]

one shouldnt zip zop boopity bop in class either, someone needs to learn that

 

[sbhr]

there was a mentally challenged kid in my middle school that wacked it in class. where are you from?

 

[StreetsOfRage]

haha im not mentally challenged. and you're in middle school? young kid. and im from idaho, some freshman in my school got caught jacking off too.

 

[sbhr]

"there was" as in past tense

 

[Z-Juice]

grosss

 

[StreetsOfRage]

o yea, i dont even want to be within 50 feet of him.

 

[T-Holt]

Reading comprehension much?

 

[Orrin]

I laughed my ass off

 

[BMB]

perhaps

 

[KevinK.]

U MUST BE RELATED TO CHUG!!!

 

[StreetsOfRage]

who is Chug? and i swear it was a complete mistake, i dont know how my hand got down my pants or anything! it was so damn weird.

 

[Lubibaby]

http://twointheshirt.com/blog/2011/01/man-caught-masterbating-on-airplane/
It happens to the best of us

 

[Lemuel]

Hahahahahahhaha I haven't laughed so hard in a while. Oh my.

 

[.Apex.]

who are you trying to convince, us or yourself..........

 

[WillStart]

holy shit, was already laughing from the first pic and started laughing even harder when i read that

 

[CrunkNugget]

first page

 

[Childstar.]

i thought that was not illegal, just frowned upon.

 

[tall_t]

how to not get caught with your hands in your pants

1.put hand into pants

2.put your shirt over your hand in your pants

4.???????

5.profit!

 

[ryantheconnolly]

hahaha sigged

 

[Wookum]

this and carltons posts made me fucking lol all over the place

also Idaho FTW

 

[CrunkNugget]

your username is quite fitting

 

[S.C]

I caught you!!!! some freshman got caught jacking off too.

 

[yuck]

im gonna get on the first page because this is the most ridiculous story i have ever heard

 

[Imagination]

This is why you sleep with your eyes closed

 

[DERS.]

nice icon.. icon thief

 

[lineskier10]

exactly what i was going to say

 

[StreetsOfRage]

FYI, im not a freshman. so you are wrong. and where do you go to school? must be a ass load of kids jacking off in school. BTW EVERYONE this was totally fake haha. but it was a pretty funny story am i right?

 

[Wookum]

not really, it was extremely unbelievable and especially not anymore after that post, fuck you man.

 

[CrunkNugget]

sure bro

 

[StreetsOfRage]

i love you too man, love you too.

 

[HomieJon]

awww fuck my mom just walked in the room and i had my hang in my pants, it was awkward. funny that i wqs reading this post though.

 

[StreetsOfRage]

haha that made me laugh. congrats. your mom be like "o honey didnt know you were busy goodbye" HAHA

 

[alvy.]

ill just take back that karma

 

[StreetsOfRage]

aww but it was a pretty good joke. you not like that it was fake? guys their is a kid im my school who seriously got caught jacking off to WOW porn. now thats not a lie. ask Av-er-y. he knows.

 

[BlakeLively]

you dont know who chug is? probz a troll thread.

 

[blackoutbill]

Sigging this when I'm on a computer

 

[RunRich]

what school do you go to?

 

[KevinK.]

Idk if your joking but its ian cosco he sleeps with his eyes open

 

[ReetsAdeets]

Haha, people from Idaho...

 

[ORDEAL]

This.

Im seeing a trend here...