Faking sick.

[Kangbang]

this morning my nose was really plugged and wouldnt unplug, so i called my mom at work and faked sick. when my mom got home, it turns out i had a fever.

 

[inb4_UMAD]

wait, why did you call your mom again?

 

[snwbrdmilf]

hahaha

 

[*simba*]

I remember when I was 12.

 

[IanAvery-Leaf]

*MLIB

 

[Heyawhatsup]

I am 12. Wait... What?

 

[Milksteak]

....How old are you?

 

[Schlop]

*MLIA

 

[chardi]

this morning i woke up and felt crappy so i didn't go to class. do i win also?

 

[Heyawhatsup]

Oh helllz nah mutha fucka

 

[IanAvery-Leaf]

true, but I think MLIB is funnier, whether it fits or not lol

 

[[tk]]

fml?

 

[Negro_Jesus]

 

[1337]

inb4 bigspence

 

[rickroller]

cool story bro

 

[IanAvery-Leaf]

 

[canterbury]

cool story hansel

 

[Kangbang]

to tell her to call my school that im not going to school. and im 15

 

[MACAQUE]

 

[Kangbang]

i know he's gonna say im a dumb fuck or something

 

[SeanTom]

the epitome of COOL STORY BRO
as seen in image 1

we continue to realize that this thread is nothing but

and finally the fact of the moment

i bid you adieu

 

[CockBlocker]

In middle school once I faked a tooth ache and ended up getting the tooth pulled that day...

 

[DUKES]

i used to fake sick in elementary school cause i was a fat depressed kid

 

[DUKES]

not all fat people are jolly

 

[little1337]

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[TheSpaceCowboy]

Sig'd

 

[Jimmy.]

you suck

 

[AWALLRUS.]

so you were actually sick? is that faking then?

 

[207]

I never fake sick unless its for skiing. Missing school to do MORE catchup work? Not worth it.

 

[feihlination]

inb4 philosophoraptor meme

 

[spkillah.]

change your icon i had mine first

 

[soulskier]

i used to fake sick so i could stay home, eat lucky charms all day and watch the price is right/soap operas

 

[MADDECENT]

well...thats just because the price is right is the fourth best show ever

 

[c4t_l0ver]

neat

 

[Peter.]

or you could be in college and just stay home from class

 

[Jahseph.]

Probably because you are in fact a dumb fuck

 

[Big_Spence]

jesus is obviously punishing you for faking sick and lying to your lovely mother.

also you missed out on gaining some priceless knowledge from your teacher.

really poor decision making on your part today marcus, you should be ashamed of yourself.

 

[Gnarshred]

Once when I was in elementary school I coughed so hard I threw up. In those days any amount of puke meant instant home... so yeah. That was cool I guess....

 

[=^]]

word

 

[Trollolo]

this

 

[Scrambles]

ive been home sick for a week with pneumonia, I'd gladly go to school now

 

[EastCoast...]

i lol'd

 

[bakedpow]

not gona lie i did that same shit in elementary school keep up the good work bro

 

[I_Am_Mod]

whine all you want; yesterday i woke up with pain in my throath and lungs; went to the doc, he said i had a severe bronchitis and was on the edge of pneumonia, also told him i had muscle cramps in my quadriceps for some time now, and according to him it's a small tendon rupture; no sports for 3 weeks
FML ...
also have to swallow antibiotic pills the size of a dice

 

[Kangbang]

this thread was from like a month ago

 

[oreopancake.]

to the op.

 

[Kangbang]

thank you ryan

 

[Big_Spence]

omg it is.

that makes me feel like even more of a fool. i wasn't the original bumper.

also, is it really your birthday?

if that's the case i hope you have an excellent day.

 

[snowking249]

LIES!!! You were 14 when you originally posted this!!

Just sayin

 

[StevenR]

When i was in second grade, i pissed my pants at school, and I went to the nurse and said i felt really sick and she let me go home. yeah.

 

[zakaroo]

When I was in 7th grade, I faked a stomach ache on a wednesday afternoon, and it just so happened that GTA4 came out that day. I had a very awesome afternoon.