Faking disabilities

Anathema

Anathema

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yeah, so apparently i've become the new test subject for faking different disabilities with random strangers. yesterday me and a group of friends decided to go to the gym, from which all have memberships, except for me. when i was walking over to the desk to fill out a form and whatnot, one of my genious buddies got the idea that i should play it like i was deaf. me, being the idiot i am, decided to go along with the idea. so i get up to the counter and my buddy joel (lanks) is acting as my sort of translator, and it was just the funniest thing to see the lady speaking loudly and clearly, as if i were reading her lips... haha. later, my friends informed me that that girl is always there so from now on, every time i come to the gym, i'm deaf. woohoo...

and apparently now i have to fake a different disability everytime i meet somebody new. ideas that have come up were that i have a studder, i'm mute, blind (although that would be hard to pull off). you guys have any suggestions for a funny way to prank these poor S.O.B's?

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
quadrapeligic(sp) or retarded

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i thought the title meant tomsthing else. My step bro's real mom, has this "disease" called fibro mialga(sp?), where she just aches and hurts all over her body... she lives 20 min away, and in the morning she wants me to come get him for school b/c she can't drive with her medication. this is a bullshit disease... venting.... sorry i was late for school this morning b/c of her lazy ass. back to researching the teacher is comin...

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
please have epileptic tourettes. i dont know if thats possible but i think it sounds amazing.

guy at SkiShop SC to me: "Why is there sand in your bindings?"

"If you're alive, I probably hate you."

-C. Francis Browning (my friend CeCe)
 
haha, yeah a suggestion was tourette's, but thats kind of overplayed. and plus, i wouldn't be able to pull it off without laughing.

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
hahahahha see if you can pull of an amputee or being blind, or having a lazy eye, or having a hugely anoying nervous twitch(im talking full body movement), and when your picking up chicks, try to pretend to impatient. that would be hallarious.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
^ do you mean impotent?

CMc - *NSFD*

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"Son
, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get." - Homer
 
yah, thats probaly the one.

Justin! you could pretened to have really bad spelling like me!!

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

.C.C.R..P.P.P.

'naahhmahhnahh

hahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'

"go down to the bottom bunk and finish yourself"

"I may be the last to cross the finish line, but at least im in the first race - pun intended"

 
pretend you're a cat

I leave it up to you

I hope you find a good excuse

Because I've given about all that I can give

I could try to count the times

That I've been through this in my mind

But I'm running out of fingers

And I don't have that much time

-Thrice
 
my buddy has turets. he doesnt sware at all he just has a tick.(jerks his head every once in a while and mumbles somoething but its not cussing)

snap crackle pop
 
Just act like you have down syndrome. The trick is whenever you talk, keep the end of your tongue touching the roof of your mouth. Never fails.

-katie
 
and keep the fingers in twisted, awkward positions, and let the drool flow...

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
Act like you have cerebral palsy and get a wheel chair, then go watch My Left Foot and get the motions down.

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."
 
act OCD about anything - cleanliness, articulation, touching...

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'm so mad that bhill kicked me off the team!!!11!1one!!!11!!1eleventyone!1

Just ski.
 
skitsophrania(sp?)

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Representin the 518

"I took the bullets out of fifty and put them in my fo five."

LINE KICKS ASS
 
ahahhaha that ius the funniest thing i heard in a while

-Nick Martini

steptproductions.com

"Blue prints droppiing fall of 05"

liberty skis
 
I seriously recommend that all of you try out what I just said up there. Right now sitting at your computer, just try talking that way. You'll sound like a genuine retard.

-katie
 
hmmmmmmm, i don't get... SHIT FUCK ASS TWAT... AHHHHHHHH... excuse me. i don't get it...

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
Yo, I totally did what you said and I sounded sooooo retarded! hahahaha, next time I want candy, I know what to do!

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
a few years back we were passing through orillia and stopped at the mall. i waited in the vehicle for a little bit cuz i didnt feel so hot shit but anyways i was looking around and looking at everyone and everything i see move like anyone does when theyre in a public place. i see this guy in a wheelchair asking people for help to open the doors and help him with his bags and shit. so he rolls across to parking lot acting like he is paralyze and i was watching him like a hawk. this guy stops at his trunk of his car and pauses and looks around to see if anyone is watching and he just bolts right out of his wheelchair, opens the trunk, picks up the wheelchairs and tosses it in and runs into his car and drives off

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
That's awesome. What a bastard tho

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>>> NORTHEAST
 
Bypolar or whatever! Like:

"Oh the day is so nice today, everything is going how I want it to be."

"What the FUCK are you looking at???"

"Hi, what's your name :D"

"FUCK YOU!"

"It's nice to meet you"

You get the point. Act like that.

-Matt Hollman
 
whore, your probably serious too

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

i'm not even trying to be mean...but, you look borderline retarded -freerider_klo

its not like you're stuck inside a woodchipper listening to good charlotte, things could be alot worse. - Shaggy

 
ive pretended to be blind with a blind stick and huge black sunglasses.

But me and my friends would get in a wheel chair and sit on our leg and wrap it up so it looked like we had one leg or what ever adn we did the funniest shit. one thing was going ot the library wheel around for a little for everyone to see, then just stand up unwrap the leg and just walk out. the expressions were so priceless

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
hahahha yes do this, and also haha thats awesome what u did ahahh ur translator hasha thats great!

-Keegan McGinnis.

-newschoolers.com.

-ski for life.

-nwft.
 
ahahahahah! i just did it, and instantly became a retard. gold.

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
lleleennnsnshhhvvvn!

-Joel

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~
Capital City Rider, DFP
Silent Army

'Everybody calls me a zero. But I'm an internet hero.'
 
pretending to be blind is by far the best. wear some dark shades and bump into shit.

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams man. I'm just gonna ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later."

R.I.P. Mitch Hedberg
 
i did it right when i read it and i was pissing myself laughing....

anathema this is pretty fucking funny however was this chick hot at all?becasue that would majorly suck becasye then u woudltn even have a chance with her becasue she would think u are a total low-life becasue u pretended to be def.....hahahahahahaha....im still laughing

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