Fake names

[nickman]

Say you got pulled over by a cop but couldn't say your name and had to make something up

My fake name is

Glenn Abilene

Whats yours?

 

[AKburns]

Juno McGuff

 

[reverendwrong]

lewis P. inherbutt

 

[shea.]

McLovin.... oooooo yeah

 

[zues]

jack mehoff

or peter griffin

 

[no_steeze]

this is just dumb, what do you do when he asks for a license and oh, it's not your name
mine is Hugh Jass

 

[Mike34113]

Nova Jean

 

[Ender]

mike dainer

brian jarvis

kyle vitoey

everyone still thinks mike dainer pulled the fire alarm on the last day of school in 10th grade along with a bunch of other shit

hes a legend and he doesnt exist

 

[Mr.O]

Larz Clearwater

 

[JEWbacca]

Geoff Powers

 

[afrocentric]

Ben Dover

Mike Hunt

 

[D-HAWK]

john doe duhhh

 

[BEARS.]

chris p. bacon

 

[urbanjib]

mastera baiters

 

[Dustin.]

The fake name I use when I call other squadrons and screw with them is Lieutenant Colonel Berry Schlogins. Works every time.

 

[CJHski]

Phillip Stirshire from Forkston Iowa, and I an a part time sneaker salesman

 

[afrocentric]

tear*

 

[Malcolm]

theres this family fun race thing at my mountain and i always tell them my name is cletus

 

[Mr_Papageorgio]

art vandalay

 

[C.R.E.A.M]

patty labelle

its a longg story, it would be good for a chick tho.

 

[ZavierV]

bobby jackson. whenever po call it in, it always turns up clean.

 

[Calb3rt]

lance manly or mike litoris.

 

[Reptar.]

Juan Ramirez.

Detective Charlie Gamble.

Commander Chip Gilberman.

Peter Nincompoop.

 

[tBatt]

hahaa ive heard you talk of mike dainer, but i didnt know he pulledthe fire alarm. thats ridiculous.

 

[twin-tip-hero]

keith murphy john doberteric fisher

 

[BigMeech621]

Tom Wallisch a.k.a Timmy Walnuts.

 

[jibjames]

Mike OxBig

 

[Bob_Gnarley]

osama bin laden

or

obama bin laden

 

[Peter.]

usually whatever comes to mind first

like mike johnson or something generic usually

 

[mind_Riot39]

Hugh Jhass

 

[KAS]

Mike Hawk

 

[B-VUR]

Samwise Gemge

 

[skiizy]

Greg Cabriero

 

[inactive]

Ducan malcoms

 

[funk.]

Daniel Queed..

 

[kgirvan]

Bob Scanonscavitch,

 

[JonathonChandler]

simon dumont

 

[powderhound100]

on my old fake ID I had Hans Haendelmayer (most german name I could think of) know I have my first name, and wagner

 

[wunderskier]

nice props on that one

 

[unchyll]

deff tom wallisch

 

[Clevinger]

Clayton Amana. I think I might even throw a Dr. in front of that sometime.

 

[Schmidnj]

Haha classic. are you also an architect?

 

[popNfresh44]

im asian so i can use

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