Fake IDs

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Maximumsushi

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Hey, I'm heading off to Carleton in the fall and I think I'll need a fake ID for hopping the bars until I hit 19. Is it easy to get them in Ottawa? What's the price? Maybe I should just find someone who looks like me... Any tips?

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dont pay for a fake id, get a friend whos got a really top quality scanner, and make yourself a fake birth certificate. once you have that you can get a REAL id and if anyone questions your id, calls the place up- you're legit.

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a friend of my cousin's told me about it. he still has his. yeah, it works

In the garden shed, behind a cobweb curtain, Witch Baby was playing her drums.

It was the drumming of flashing dinosaur rock gods and goddesses who sweat starlight, the drumming of tall, muscly witch doctors who can make animals dance, wounds heal, rain fall and flowers open. But it began in Witch Baby's head and heart and came out through her small body and hands...
 
you can get like a class b license, it's where you just sign a papper saying your that age. In co its real hard to get fake ids b/c the have magnetic strips on the back like credit cards and at bars they just swipe your id.

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I had a fake id. it was great. It was a Canadian Citizenship card but then the tard that i am lost it somewhere downtown. damnit!! but i need a new one soon.

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I think I'll just borrow someone's Birth Certificate from out of province (so its not on file) and get a new one at the DMV. Seems like the simplest idea.

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there's a quite thurough explaination on stealing identities in the anachist cookbookhttp://www.methodus2000.com/downloads/cook2000.zip

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The easiest thing to do is if you have a canadian citizenship card, scan it into your comp, change the date. print it on photo paper. laminate it and you're done. i honestly can't tell the difference between my friends real one and her fake one. i't's really impressive.

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phrosty just dont get a CO id. Its smarter to get an out of state card so that they dont know exactly what it should look like

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what about trying to get a liscence thats from the US that way no 1 will be able to tell because what will they have to compare it to?

 
my driving instructor of all people was tellilng me that there are a couple places on the internet that actually will make them for you i guess or something.

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Ok, here is how to make a decent fake ID for cheap. I have been going to the bar since I was 16, it works.

I went to about 30 different clubs in different towns before some guy at my local bar busted me, so I made another, and the same guy busted me again.

Anyways, scan your driver's licence at the highest quality possible, then on a good graphics program, change the year that you were born, then print it out on photo quality paper.

(you will have to scan and print both sides) then glue the paper (both sides) to a card, (a save-on-more card or a moive rental card works good). then laminate it. You can get small self laminating cards for business cards.

this works really well, even the hologram looks alright if you don't pay close attention to it.

I did this on a BC licence, so yours may be different, (harder or easier). I definetly reccomend getting a nd using a fake id. cause going to the bar once you are legal age is not half as fun.

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get someone who is of age and looks like you to hook you up. its tough, but legit id's are better than fakes. my brother looks a bit like me, and it worked from 16 on. now i dont need fake id's anymore. wheeee!

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Fake NY state licenses would be pretty damned hard, because ours are felxible, yet solid. And they have a surface texture. If you laminate it, boom, you are done and busted.

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i have a tight indiana one. it works everywhere, i swear, even in downtown chicago. especially in CO though bc they have no idea what an indiana id looks like anyways. ont thing that makes it easier is to get an id of a state or whatever that is nowhere near where you are gonna be cause they never knowwhat those look like anyways...

 
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