Failing the Driving Test

i think its a little mean that you would make a thread about this. just because people fail a lot it doesnt mean u need to make fun of them

 
^yes it does. if you fail 3 times, you should not be allowed on the road end of story

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zorbozdeer: I´m sorry if it makes you feel bad, but I just wanted to know if there was more people out there who are in the same situasjon.

I wasn´t trying to be mean, I know for some people it just takes time. I was hoping people who were in the same situasjon would speak up.

Even if it takes 20 times.. they get it one day.

 
hahaha i know a lot of kids who are 18 and don't have them yet...who cares...

also.. I got mine first try, and I'm the worst driver EVER.

 
wow if you dont have your liscense by the time your 17 you are a faggot.... and you have to be a mongoloid to fail the test, i could park a 18 wheeler in the parallell parking spot they give you.

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I failed once. They dont like you going 40km an hour on a 50km road in a school zone when school just ended and there are kids everywhere and both sides of the street are packed with cars. Aparently its not going fast enough. But dont get into an argument with the driving instrctor over this point, cause then you will miss little things like stop signs. And they will start to swear at you for that too.

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should take it when i turn 16 in march. but from what my friends say, you just drive around for 10 minutes and they give you your licence. no parallel parking either

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dude, i almost swirved into a busy intersection and the dude still passed me... its a good thing i looked both ways at every stop sign, that is where you get failed...

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i failed ocne but i have a buddy who failed the first written test once and then he failled the driving test 4 times! he spet like two hundred and sum bucks on gettin his licence. haha

 
my dad's old friend failed his G1 three times, so on the fourth test he a got a previous teacher who was a bastard. Unfortunaly he failed his test again, for a stupid reason. So he kicked his instructor out of the car, in the pouring rain, and drove off.

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I got mine first try. I live in michigan and our whole drivers training program is pretty strict, its really gay. We have to do a segment 2 after learning to drive which is 6 hours of stupid shit. But anyways, for the test we have to parallel and back into a parking space 90 degrees. Then on the roads, and its gay, they give you a ton of points if you don't look both ways when you are going through green lights!

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^ yea thats the same here in minnesota, its so dumb. I didnt have my foot covering the brake for a pedestrian who was walking like 50 feet in front of me and the guy failed me

 
I u fail the test where im from u shouldnt be allowed to drive ever. It is the easiest test and i cant believe ppl fail it at all! ALL U DO IS DRIVE!!

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I know a guy who failed his driving test 8 times. He showed up drunk for 6 of them, so they don't really count, but it's still pretty ridiculous.

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

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haha during drivers ed. my instructor had his feet out of the window of the car...

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my friend failed the permit test twice and cheated the third time....the driving part of the license test is so goddamned easy, i drove a half a mile, reverse parked, then drove back to the driving school. no more than 10 minutes. the writing is 16 questions and you are allowed to get four wrong, i dont see how anyone could fail either part

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not the concentration part but the relaxing part of it. if you are not relaxed during your test you fail even before you start. you have to show the instructor that you are comfortable on the road and he or she will pass you. the best part is entering the highway though seeing the instructors face when you accelerate from 20 to a 100 within like 50 meters fucking priceless

 
you have got to be the dumbest mother fucker alive to fail the test one time. If you can't pass it after 3 attempts you should have to wait another year before you can take it again, and be forced to drive for a certain amount of hours with mommy or daddy, just to rub it in. Driving is probably one of the easiest things in the world to do, almost as easy as breathing. I can't stand idiots who don't know how to drive, example stupid asian women who can barely see over the steering wheel.

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Not passing your first time is a problem. Three is just horrifying.

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If you can't pass by your third attempt... i take pity on you, but you can never drive again. Sorry. As the line from 'Gone in 60 Seconds' goes, 'You can't drive. I can't swim. Man I know I can't swim. So you know what I do? I keep my black ass out of the pool.' (Quoted from memory, not having seen that in 3 years, so it's probably wrong). Anyhoo, I hate bad drivers, and I have waaaaaaaaay more experience with them than I'd like, living where I do. If you can't drive, then... don't. Please.

I know someone who failed 4 times befor he got it... the 2nd time he tried his test sheet had 8 DAs (Dangerous actions, like running red lights or almost getting in accidents) on it. He drives now, and that scares me. God damm Mongorrians!

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If you fail in Finland (you have to be 18, not 16), you get 6 more driving hours circa 25 minutes each and each hour costs 40 euros!! Then you have to pay the license inspector 50 euros each time!!! If you fail.. I won't fuck up, it'll be too expensive.

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ahahaha 8 DA's!!!

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driving is fckin easy

if u fail your either a) a girl

b)a dumb mutherfcker

c)the reason insurance is so damn much for teen drivers......(congrats u should just become amish)

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You shouldn't fail unless you are either a woman or an asian. And even then they can't fail you unless you crash because then they could get nailed for prejudice and shit.

If you fail once because of something stupid like someone runs a stop sign and they fail you (this happened to my buddy, he immediately tried to stop and they failed him because he swerved into the other lane to avoid the accident) it's allright. But if you manage to fail twice you must be a stupid uncoordinated twat. (I hope you didn't fail twice because I'll feel bad for saying that)

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i failed twice

and its NOT true about if you fail 3 times you have to wait 6 months to try again

thats a bullshit lie

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It just takes six months to be able to afford to take it again because you've already blown like 150 bucks! (at least in ontario, I believe.)

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^^^ WOAH!

it cost money to take a drivers test??

hhahaha that sucks!!!

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