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I work at a hotel pool watching the pool and sending people down the slides. There are 2 slides. A few days ago I was working and a woman came up to me and asked,"which ones different?"-Facepalm

I was in government class and we had to talk about legilazation of marijuana, some girl asked if that was the same thing as weed.-Facepalm

We were talking about taking a trip to europe and it was stated that once over there we would take a bus around. A girl then asked,"How do the busses get to europe?"-Facepalm
 
i went on ns to see what all the new jazz was. yet again it was a stupid fucking repost, where the searchbar was neglected in the process of making the thread- facepalm.
 
Holy crap i have the best facepalm of all time!!!

I read this thread
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This made me facepalm today:

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Date Sent: October 13 2009 23:11:47 - (not read)

fuckWME --> Armanzoid

Hey

man I would be a little more careful on the internet when you got your

picture and shit on the internet there's lots of crazy people out there

you know you don't want to end up getting hurt so just be a little more

careful you know like people dissapear and nobody finds out what

happened to them its especially hard on the parents so just be careful

is all I'm saying the internet isn't totally safe bro

 
Yeah, there ain't no fucking around on the internet, shits real. You have to protect the honor of your username when some punk like me questions it.
 
I was on chairlift with my friend and we were talking bout school and stuff and randomly he said what if they mixed pot and weed together.
 
Was driving around with a few girls while playing Wu Tang Clan. One of them says "didnt all of those guys die in like the 1600's?"-facepalm
 
i just told someone i was going to fuck them hard next week and they responded with "cool story hansel" i was too shocked to even face palm
 
i was sitting in class today and some kid noticed my shirt that had the logo of the freeski team im on (axis freeride btw). he asked what the logo meant and i said it was a ski team i was on. then he asked "if your a skier, doesnt that mean your a snowboarder. because skiing and snowboarding are the same thing, right?"

not only did i face palm. i wanted to slap the shit out of that kid
 
i was at an assembely and my friend was looking for me and he thought i was someother kid so he sprayed him with some water but then he realized it wasnt me after i txted him and he kept looking at the other kid. i facepalmed
 
In English a vocab word was labyrinth. The teacher's definition was "a maze".

the next day when she asked a student to use labyrinth he said "I was labyrinthed when i got a car for my birthday" facepalm
 
I was in photography today and was screwing around taking pictures of some girl. She then says"Would you like a money shot?" and i ask "Do you know what that means?" she then replied "A close up?"-facepalm
 
Wearing my I am a skier shirt my not so smart friend comes up to me and says can you teach me how to snowboard -Facepalm
 
i told my sister that she was getting a flu shot tomorrow, and she replied "both, or just the swine one?" i facepalmed.
 
getting asked for the 5th time this week whether im going skiing this weekend after already explaining that i dont like skiing on dirt and rocks
 
Just went to the gas station and filled up my propane tank. Went to buy a lighter and the guy asked"Can i see your ID please?" I asked "for the propane?" the guy says "No for the lighter."- facepalm
 
today i pulled over to help a girl with a flat tire, i asked if she had a donut in the truck. she procedded to chew me out for making fun of her.

The other day my buddy ran out of gas on his moped. a girl we were with asked if he could just put water in it
 
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