SteezePatrol
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ooo that's actually a good one.
except my "friend" actually did that to me once. long story. ask on msn, it's funny
except my "friend" actually did that to me once. long story. ask on msn, it's funny
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SkiEastCoast
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id throw her the bone
chickenwang
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ok pretend you one of your friends and go on ur msn start talking to her and being like your noth the chick he thought you were and he couldnt fess up cuz he didnt want to hurt your feelings...or some bs like that
purplejumpsuit
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not really....
just hang out with the msn one as a friend, and dont let it go any further, when you meet some more people tell her they have more things in commen with you if you still dont wanna hang out with her.
just hang out with the msn one as a friend, and dont let it go any further, when you meet some more people tell her they have more things in commen with you if you still dont wanna hang out with her.
canterbury
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ahahahahaha, that really sucks the big one man. don't know that you can do anything other than completely ignore her or tell her the truth. or you could make something up like somebody stole your msn password, i don't know.
ThaLetterM.
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i can safely say that yes, i would pork both the hottie and the fatty. then again, ill hit pretty much anything, dont judge me.
chickenwang
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the whole time i was reading it, thats all i was hoping for
rudager
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did you say she was jesus?
you should call her that
you call her that in the last line of the first paragraph
then you could say that you did jesus as a girl, that decieved you and she turned all of your water into wine and got you drunk then grew a robe and a long wavy beard
you should call her that
you call her that in the last line of the first paragraph
then you could say that you did jesus as a girl, that decieved you and she turned all of your water into wine and got you drunk then grew a robe and a long wavy beard
bitchassphatz
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FOR SURE! haha
bro, you're going to a big school. who the fuck cares about these girls. the first week you're gonna get more tail than you can handle. you also won't remember half of it, but that's the fun of it all. just remember to write their name on your hand so you don't feel like a complete dick the next morning. also wear a condom, college girls are skanky bitches. they're on the same mission, you're just a random cock for the first couple months or school.
anyway, you'll be able to nail finer girls than those once you show up, pick up your standards.
to all the girls that answered to this thread, guys are openly shallow all the time, especially the gay ones. But girls are worse, they hide that shit. Speak your mind, have opinions that aren't P.C.
bro, you're going to a big school. who the fuck cares about these girls. the first week you're gonna get more tail than you can handle. you also won't remember half of it, but that's the fun of it all. just remember to write their name on your hand so you don't feel like a complete dick the next morning. also wear a condom, college girls are skanky bitches. they're on the same mission, you're just a random cock for the first couple months or school.
anyway, you'll be able to nail finer girls than those once you show up, pick up your standards.
to all the girls that answered to this thread, guys are openly shallow all the time, especially the gay ones. But girls are worse, they hide that shit. Speak your mind, have opinions that aren't P.C.
charmander
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...yes
but anyway what if she was on here and shes all like wtf? i hate myself
its probly anitaskis's lesbian lover
but anyway what if she was on here and shes all like wtf? i hate myself
its probly anitaskis's lesbian lover
bitchassphatz
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wow here cut is bigger than her tits.....that's bad.
TheMoostafian
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well just look on the bright side, you wont break TOO many bones if shes on top
