Facebook owned me

Jake...

Jake...

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Oh no. i still cant breathe. my heart just stoped on me.

this is the story. im moving away to school in september, and of course there are groups on facebook about residence and stuff. So, about a week ago this one girl adds me. shes really good looking and shes a dancer, shes all that all can be. Sweet. An hour later i get someone who adds me on MSN, a person who goes by the same first name (display name). So i dont think twice about it being someone else. uh oh. After talking to this person on msn for hours about school and doing all these things together, shes starts saying dont you think your a bit out of my league. and i was like no not at all if anything its the other way around, blah blah. (her msn pic doesnt show up so i just assumed it was the facebook girl). She says well look at this pic and sends me a picture of her. oh, my, god. Shes not thatttt bad on a second glance, but expecting a picture of someone else who i thought i was talking to for a week... jesus.

im done for. i told this girl i was going to do so much shit with her the first week of school, how the HELL do i get out of this one? i want to spend my first week meeting girls and after the crazy partying dies down maybe ill still do something with her but man. and by doing stuff i mean like going to get groceries.. no way im touching this thing.
 
would you fuck this, if you werent a huge guy?

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i am who i am. call me shallow i really dont care. no one can please everyone. because i dont want to hook up with someone who is 200 pounds that makes me shallow? i disagree.

compare that to me hooking up to a guy? because i dont want to hook up with dudes, does that make me shallow as well? Just because im not attracted makes me shallow?

everyone has a set standard, whether it be only dating to celebrities, to just dating at all. its still a standard, and everyones is at a different level then others.
 
hahaha oh my god, this is hilarious, well isnt it go ing to be hard for her to find you in a huge school
 
Hang out with her, you dont have to do anything sexual with her, i mean if she pushes you too im sure you can use one of the thousand excuses youve heard from girls hotter then you (no offense, we all have).  I hang out with tons of girls at school, but hang out is all we do, and in a lot of cases ive met really hot girls through them.  You have nothing to lose its not like she going to rape you.
 
Tell her to start exercising more, maybe she will lose some weight by the time school starts and she wont be that bad. Honestly, judging from that picture, she doesnt look that bad. She might be really cool to hang out with, its always good to make friends with cool chicks even if you dont plan on hooking up with them, they always have friends :)
 
hahahahahahahaha

jakers, is she your facebook friend yet? that kinda determines everything. like you just talked on msn, so if she doens't know exactly who you are?
 
LOLZ!!

just say its really busy and not what i expected here, hang out with ehr a few times, but not as much as you said.  If she si a cool perosn you can still be friends with her....otherwsie just drfit away. 
 
wow, that reeeally sucks. I don't think you're being shallow at all. im a guy but I still used to be fat, well not fat but more than was good. so I ran and hiked and lost the weight. it's completely different for girls but still, in so many cases there's no reason not to lose some weight and so you should have your own choices without being called shallow.
 
wow. dude. just straight up tell her you thought she was someone else, and that your really sorry for your convo w/ her and just dont talk to her anymore
 
aren't you the one that always says that fat chicks need some loving too... well you know what to do. Take it to the next level.
 
it would have been a way better story if you started using facebook to send the "real girl" dirty shit....you'd be labeled by your entire class as the biggest creep ever haha!
 
just say you thought she was someone else

then be like holy shit and act like it's all funny

then be like...we can still get groceries
 
haha yeah dude just take the fat bitch to the grocery store, she will be satisfied with that ha! as long as you bring enough money
 
like alot of people said, just straight up apologize and tell her what really happend. and its the truth. you honestly thought it was the other chick on facebook. and that all the flirty conversations were only meant towards the facebook girl. who the hell is this chick anyways, just randomly adding you on msn? whatever man, just dont stress over it too much. chances are nothing would have even gone down between you two anyways. she was probably just talkin alot of shit.
 
if she starts to talk to u at school then just tell her that it was your friend u were talkin to and not really u
 
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