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Fro-deo

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Whoever stole the Scratch FS 2004's (174) from the top of Seventh Heaven between the 13 and 16 is a complete asshole. It's people like you that make our sports and every sport suck. I hope karma gets you very, very badly. Have fun buddy. By the way, the skis say 'Pirates' on them, so if you see some queer on them at your local mountan please give em a couple nice shots to the face.

Have a nice day.

 
that sucks a golf ball through a garden hose austin...you little fucking prick riding austins skis...the day you first ride them will be your last...mooooohhaaahahahahahahahaha. karma is sweet...but revenge is swweeter

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'Can we discuss this further in the privacy of my hot tub?' Mitts to some chick who shot him down outside garfs...
 
CASTRATE HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And if it was a girl, do the female equivilent(sp?).

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i hate people that steal shit.... just think if someone were to steal your skis before you go and do stupid shit like this.... stupid kids.....

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

SFHNC 400/2000

 
yeah i think if you catch him the forming of a lynch mob may be in order

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'what the bloody fuck was that?'-Some english guy on seeing my friend do a 720

Pat

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yea and tie him up and stick your skis up his ass until he never wants to look at a pair of skis again.... see how much he likes your skis then.....

-Nick Iwanyhsyn

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'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

SFHNC 400/2000

 
i like the idea of a mob, lets make a mob!

what happens though, if a member of the mob has already lit his torch, can he keep it lit?

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freestyler525 -> this a damn ski forum not the fucking 'gramatical spelling forum'

CalgaryJibber -> two M;s in grammatical

freestyler525 ->i had to admit that was pretty funny
 
what if u get them back and i see u, can i still punch u in the face?

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thats a shithead move... like the guy who used that shitter up there for like 15 minutes making everyone wait... except worse... but you shouldve seperated the skis... still sucks.

 
my new airstyles were stolen from the base lodge at stratton this yr on the snowboarding open thing....karma will get you all

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skierdudeguy says 'lick my poopy' 'and he means it'

'he's a very articulate black man'

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-kevan
 
dude, that really sucks. but that theif does have good taste in skis.

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one to many stars if you're trying to spell fucker... also, sorry to hear that.. those types of people should die.

-Pat

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SRMC

SFHNC

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that sucks. people who do that deserve to die. i hope they feel guilty every time they see those skis...

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-Derek (while extremely drunk)
 
That sucks man. But thats why you stick each ski in a seperate place in the snow. No one wants to steal one ski, and no one wants to go searching for the matching ski.

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One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up in the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week, he did it again. Different cat same results complete with another trip to the emergency room. So I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to him “Jesus Walt, what are you doing? You know your going to get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don’t you knock it off?” And he said to me “Brody, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?”
 
too many people like stickin things up other peoples asses???

i hate posers. thanx to harvey and all who contribute to the site for makin it so kick ass. the world is my very own pot party.
 
who is karma and who ever it is they sound like they can beat some one and get skis back my kinda friend

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ya man stealing someone skis is as low as it gets... holy shit, after all the money i had to save and work for to get my skis, i would be ripping if someone stole my skis, sorry man that sucks for you

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NH_Line:ya oakleys skis are no rumor!!!!!!!!! offffff the hook, the are coming out with the Osama Pros, and t-hall is leaving Armada to ride them, they also will come with a free bling bling necklace

ArmadaFreerider8:Where can you get a pic of the new oakley skis?

Ds91260: i already got my osama pros, i stole them from a cave in afganistan

ArmadaFreerider8: Why would tanner hall leave armada after he just helped start it
 
the coolest part is lynch is my last name and when i golfed in a tourney our team name was the lynch mob cause it was me and 3 of my cuz's

kbus1224: i see how it is, ski movie more important than me?

npublicenemy900: no not the whole movie just Iannick B.
 
i'd go apeshits if someone stole my skis, i worked a lot just for those skis and bindings...

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my brothers skis were stolen at stratton but he was happy because they were race skis and he beat them to shit the whole day nd someone stole them at the end of the day, oh well he got a free pair the next day

teem bousquet
 
u shud have hung wherever he stole em from for the rest of the day and took the last pair of skiis there, they would have been his. or did he steal from a rack? he/she i should say to keep argument away ;)

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my friend once caught some kid stealing his skis. He Ran up to him and kicked him as hard as he could in his shins with his ski boots on, and the thief didnt have boots on, so it hurt like hell, and he was crying, haha

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dude it is extra bad because they were brand new 2004's, why wouldn't you lock them up though? that sucks aa lot. And i would love to catch someone stealing my skis so i could kick em in the shins with my boots

 
I never leave my skis side if people tell me I can't bring them in restraunts I ask them if theyll replace them personally if someone steals them they always shut up

Crashin' with Passion'

You know your a good skier when you drive your standard car all the way to the resort in your ski boots.
 
justbuy one of them locks and strap them to a pole....if they sneak so low to use a wire cutter then im sure someone would see then and know what was goin on.....one time i didnt lock my all the way i just put the rope around them and my friends decided to be funny and pull my skis out of the loop and hide them just so they could get the look on my face on camera....and yes i went apeshit on them

jarett your a fool and im jealous of you because you got a quote in someones signature-RS4LIFE
 
theres a guy from stevens and a lot of times he visits a different resort he stole shit from skies to coats he even stole a fucking coat from the helly hanson store in seattle i think i want to kill him just because he steals shit

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sorry to hear that ur skis got stolen, sucks ass man

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haha...karma isn't a person, it's a thing...like...what comes around goes around...and yah...i bet this kid will get his ass beat cuz now we all know...i bet someone will find the fucker. i'm sorry dude.

BoardomGuitar:

We're the newschoolers not the dumbasscantdojackshitschoolers.

Skifree737:

why you be hatin on puppies, puppies never hurt you

Phrosty:

I don't pay the rent but I buy the booze, and the reefer but I smoke it all so I guess that doesn't really matter.
 
i have really strong legs,so if i saw the guy stealing my skis i would ran and dropped kicked him...then run him over with the giant SOBE bus 10 feet away

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skierdudeguy says 'lick my poopy' 'and he means it'

'he's a very articulate black man'

(your ad here)

-kevan
 
that really sucks sorry man...

Jigga say wha??

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i think the guy knew what karma meant and i think he was being sarcastic, but i donno its the internet i cant tell

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I also had skis stolen from Stratton this year, later in the day my boyfriend saw some kid riding them and beat the shit out of him. I think it actually might have been during the snowboarding US Open too... I can't remember.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
really what were they..mine were last yrs airstyles

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skierdudeguy says 'lick my poopy' 'and he means it'

'he's a very articulate black man'

(your ad here)

-kevan
 
oh man

earlier this year i was sitting on the patio with my eye on my skis when some fuck treid to take them.

oh man me and my brother took that guy aside and had a nice long talk.

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What are the cops gonna do, Call the cops? - Good ol Muff

Why dont you make like a tree... and GET THE FUCK OUT - Bartender in Boondock

Im not even going to give you the pleasure of eating shit, so just die! - My brother commenting on the genorosity of telling someone to eat shit and die
 
Haha that happened at Bolton Valley a couple of years ago, they stole a whole bunch of shit and loaded up their van, but there is only one way out of the resort so the cops just waited at the entrance for them.

And then Trogdor smote the Kerreck, and all was laid to burnination.

TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR!
 
ya people that steal shit like that sucke, but u kinda brought that on urself. If you had the newest scratches you should of done the free check the mountain offered. But sorry man anyways

|N|H|B|S| A.K.A A-Town Dynasty
 
There is no feeling like catching some asshole stealing your skis...Once you yell at them they run away like the spineless, classless, pussies they are. I caught a guy stealing my poles...I'm sorry you were too late...

 
i wanted to steal those troube maker on the top of the second chair ... bu that dosent count cause i wanted them just fopr the oakley sticker...

-I get head-
 
ya i'v caught someone tryin to steal my friends snowboard...needless to say he's not gonna steal anything anymore

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Greg you really need to masturbate more... ---KD

HAVE SOME CHEESE CAKE!!! ---Drunk 54 year old lady (KD's mom)

 
I feel for you man, my Pocket Rockets were stolen in Whistler last summer, I was SO FUCKING PISSED, I just hope that the person who stole them got what he/she deserves.

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