Extreme Ops

This seriously has to be the single gayest looking movie ever. I just saw the trailer for it...first of all since when has Neon been cool again? Second of all the riding and skiing looks pretty sucky...the only cool thing was the tow behind the train. Plus when they said yet another reason why snowboarding is better than skiing I wanted to kill whoever wrote that shitty ass line. Not just because its stupid but because that line is about as good as the writing in a low class porn.

A brave man will not live forever but a coward will never live.
 
just the concept itself sounds dumb, but whatever ill probably see it with some kids cause it has skiing

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Being Irish, I guess I should resent the Notre Dame nickname 'The Fighting Irish.' After all, how long do you think nicknames like 'The Bargaining Jews' or 'The Murdering Italians' would last? Only the Ironic Irish could be so naively honset. I get the feeling that Notre Dame came real close to naming itself 'The Fuckin Drunken, Thick-Skulled, Brawling, Short-Dicked Irish'
 
if a movie coming out has 'extreme' in the title, stay away

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No way that movie looks sweet....comon, jibbin behind a train!!?!?? that's sweet!

ok it's gay. Have you guys seen the trailer version where one of the guys says 'dude, this is why snowboarding is SO MUCH cooler the skiing!!'? For that the writer can burn in hell.

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Don't think just jump.

 
Hell, i'm seeing the movie! i don't car eif it has boarders in it, at least the movie has SNOW in it, of which Washington state seems to be lacking right about now. I think it looks good,a dn the jibbin behind the train looks awesome as well as some of the tricks the skiers are pulling. I'm seeing dat, hopefully it won't disappoint

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If humans and dolphins are the only mammals on the earth that have sex for pleasure, do dolphins masturbate themselves like humans do?
 
im with ya 1080. that skier dropping outta the gondala is pretty rad though

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ahah im actually looking forward to seeing it

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
I see this movie as a parody/satire. I probably will see it. It borows from every movie genre there is. action, extreme sports, teen movie, psycho terrorist group. It looks hilarious, I will probably be the only one in the theatre who will be laughing most of the time.

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someone find the messanger, and don't forget to shoot.
 
it has snow and skis at some point even if for just a little bit than i will see it. i won't pay for it but i'll still see it

the magazine is called 'POWDER' cool! - my stupid non-skiing friend
 
If i bought a ticket i would be breaking my two year long vow to never buy anything with the word 'extreme' (or any other variations)

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i will gladly boycott this movie. it pisses me off that all new movies are made for people with minds of 11 year olds.

-Dan

'If you can see the band-wagon, it's to late to get on.'
 
yeah, imagine how bad the scripts that those hollywood meatheads DONT buy

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''...ride away clean and smiling, and taunt the rail by waving around your middle finger at it. (Note: if you have mittens on then it's important to take them off before preforming this procedure.'' -Boyd Easley (on rail sliding)
 
I downloaded it off iMesh and watched it. The skiing and boarding footage isn't horrible. The tele-guy rips.

The plot bites though

Telefreeride: big boards, free heels, no poles, all soul
 
what do you mean the plot sucks?! Its like the script was taken from a

literary classic. I mean give me a fuckin break, they are extreme athletes

trying to stop international terrorists.... I saw triple X and wanted to shoot

myself, why would I put myself through a lower budget rendition of it?

 
I actually liked XXX, but I think that may have been more for Samuel L Jackson and the fact that the girl I was with gets 'excited' when watching fast-paced movies (that night went well for me, BTW)

Telefreeride: big boards, free heels, no poles, all soul
 
This movie made me want to kill myself in the most horrible way possible.

-Andy

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PPP... yes

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