Extinction of Snowboarding

[Jeebus.]

Scientists say that all snowboarders will be deceased by the year 2035, most will pass with critical wrist injuries, and ski pole impalements. Is this good news? Will the world be better without those knuckledragging Neanderthals? Discuss

 

[Blurst]

Maybe we should ask jeebus.

 

[Miomo]

Shaun White can't die. He has no soul.

 

[Lil_Beefy]

Shaun White can't die. He has no soul.

this thread has gone beautifully

 

[flurry*]

Whats a snowboard

 

[milk_man]

this thread has gone beautifully

Definitely too early to say that

 

[PM4FreeJiberish]

Definitely too early to say that

I mean we could just end it now. It's pretty much only downhill from there.

 

[Atomika09]

Snowboard.. is that a swearword?

 

[jabroni.]

surfbort?

 

[[BoatsNHoes]]

whats a snowroad?

 

[Dode]

Snuboredz? Wat arE thoze? Iz it an unicoarn?

 

[S.J.W]

This belongs in snowboard gabber

 

[infedel_one]

slide to hell and die

 

[steezyclezy]

Snowboarders like skiers have adaptations to their environment in the form of 'tricks.' Snowboarders have two tricks; landing on their face and landing on their arse. Skiers have many more tricks. Through natural selection, snowboarders will not survive due to their lack of tricks and will therefore become extict. This is expected to occur within the next 10-20 years,but hopefully sooner.