Exploding mosquitoes

dave44

dave44

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apparently if you tense your muscle or stretch the skin tight around the area a mosquito is feeding, you can get the sucker stuck in your blood vessel and the mosquito will explode

anyone tried it? i've got a coupel really annoying mosquito bites... i'm gonna try this next time it bites me. it'll be satisfying to see it explode...

 
I've heard about it, but never done it. It's hard to not automatically swat them away.
 
right when the fucker bites you, give it like one second to get settled in, than squeeze really hard really fast the skin around the area around where its biting

pop

splat
 
Yeah i do it whenever i notice a mossi on me, that happens quiet alot cause this place is infested by them if im near the magrove swamps.
 
yeah ive tried it never works for me

once the fuckers bite u if u sqeeze the bite real hrad it pose to drain out the stuff that makes u itch idk if thats true tho
 
my first reaction is usealy
that fucker just bit me and i kill it
i never really thought about flexing im gonnna give it a shot next time
 
i think i may try this once considering the little fucker just opened a cut to my body and I am now letting dirty blood from god knows where get into it. fuck that.
 
it wont work if you make a muscle, their biting part doesn't go sub-dermal. but if you pinch around the mosquito it's probiscus will get stuck, and they don't have any "shut off" function so your blood pressure will pop-it.
 
my friend tried it last night when we were building dirt jumps...it didnt work and he ended up getting the biggest bug bite i've ever seen
 
it doesnt instantly happen, they need to fill up with blood so you will end up sitting there pinching yourself and flexing forever and it generally doesnt even work, maybe alaskan mosquitoes are different though...
 
if you squeeze the spot where the mosquito bit you then you can purge out the chemical that makes it itchy - translation
 
oing to claim here but i hae heard that it is the saliva in the mosquito that makes it ithcy.. so possibly the popping or squeezing of the bite may get that shit out
 
it works if you do it right, but it just makes a big bloody mess when they pop, not really worth it
 
idk my soccer coaches job is to catch mosquitos. he looks like he came straight from the ghostbusters with all the contraptions he has. and he knows a lot of useless shit about mosquitos. so this guy COULD be a mosquito catcher?!
 
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