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how long after the expiry date have you eaten or ingested something?

today i took a puffer that my mom gave me to help me clear my lungs from work.. and about 10 mins after i became light headed and dizzy and had the shakes real bad. (all while i was driving with a friend) and we then looked at the expiry date. yeah it expired feb, 1993. i was shocked! but i feel better now.. but i bitched my mom out for trying to kill me.

'steve are my nipples pancaked?- denise on the phone to her boyfriend while i read out the pancake nipple thread..

 
holy fuck. yea dude that's not so good

the worst expiration stuff I've ever ingested is maybe a year or something, but 10 years-- that's hardcore.

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haha..ive got a bottle of preparation H from the 1980's in my bathroom

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drank a coke a few months ago from 95'...

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since darryl works at 7eleven i sometimes eat donuts from there that are expired. i get them for free....and hamburgers...and sandwiches. i like the gooey gooey donuts.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...

 
pop doesn't really go bad..in mexico i drank coke from like 1981.... foodwise.. i once at a HoHo that was way out of date... it tasted like how Windex smells.

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i think he means for asthma. I don't have asthma so when i use one its crazy.

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i heard you really space out if you take a inhaler and hold your head between your knees when standing and inhale as much as possible

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Man I ate a hoho once that was only a month expired and it had gone rancid and was one of the grossest things I ever ate. But canned foods, you can eat them up to 3 years after the expired date as long as it isnt dented.... I worked at a soup kitchen a few times and they had us clean out and rearrange the cans for a bit and had us throw out the stuff that was more then 3 years old.

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i ate all your grandmothers pussy from 1936

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nice one, except how expired is it, i bet it was canned for awhile so canned food lasts longer

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yeah i ate some gum in a baseball card pack from like the 60s, and it tasted horrible

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I eat pussy every once in awhile and it is 22 years old..... still tastes fine to me.

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haha, pussy goes bad at like 35-40, not 22 you silly

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when i wuz 10 the doctor gave me some pain pills...the bottle said it expired that year...in a month i will be 18 so thats quite a few years...i took one about 2 months ago or somewhere around there and i threw up and passed out

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jonas. doesnt even matter how old that is.. your beard is so big it would absorb any poisons it may produce

'steve are my nipples pancaked?- denise on the phone to her boyfriend while i read out the pancake nipple thread..

 
the eye drops i use, they were just lieing around my house, and i just use them when i need to, well um i relized the other day they like expired in 95... the eye drops.. ya i don't use them ne more

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i 2 year expired tylonal, it had mold on it but i realy needed one

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me and my friend were chillin at a local river lsat summer and i noticed the beef jerky tasted like ass and i checked date it was like 2 years expired

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i work in a grocery store, we found 5 year old cheese in the deli, after 5 years you would not belive it was cheese at any point, it was all green and black and shit, a few of us pitched in and we got a guy to eat it for $50, and yea he immediately threw it all back up a minute later, so fucking nasty

 
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