Excuses

[S.Xue]

What are some good and funny excuses for skipping work/school to go skiing?

 

[A^frame]

Under the Weather.

 

[-ShredTheGnar-]

Ring them up, til them you have the shits.... They will never question you.

 

[Dr.Dickless]

1. sexual harassment

2. get fired

3. go skiing everyday

 

[Nikkekoivisto]

1 Say you have to go to a doctor.

2 Dentist. (works like crack)

3 if you have android/iphone/blackberry phone, download fakephone app and during class you activate it and it will do fake ring. then you say somebody called me and i have to go (invent ur own story for this)

4 say u was sick

Win

 

[midwestpowhunter]

use earth calender to find a worldly holiday call in and say you must take the day off bc for ex today Andalusia Day in spain and your mothers side is very cultural and she would be so disappointed if you couldnt show up for the family celebration

 

[whoa-dere]

NO EXCUSES. GO RIDE ERRDAY

 

[SkiThe603]

Tell them you don't like school and just don't go

 

[J_MAC]

cheater you cant come on NS so you can win that shit IM ON TO YOU BOY!!!hahaha jkjk this is the best idea i hope you win man

 

[PartyHon]

tel em you have SWS(Skiing Withdrawl Syndrome)

and the only cure is to ski

symptoms may include:

excessive watching of ski videos

logging onto NS for too long

when you get stoked you yell "yezzir B!

curb jibbing

naked snow dances

 

[Parks.]

Explosive diahrea

 

[Ski_Alot]

aids

 

[penguiin]

where can I get officially diagnosed?