Excuse me, United States of America

SirStai

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I have just recently visited thy glorious nation, and from what I saw there seems to be not a single fast food restaurant providing the delicious dish of Kebab meat assorted by corn, tomatoes, lettuce, onions, and cucumber served in a pita bread, commonly known as Kebab in a pita. Am I correct in saying this?

If you are not familiar with said dish, it simply the peak of fast wood, one of mans most glorious inventions, a gift from the divine. It also looks like vomit, but here's a picture regardless:

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They are harder to come by for sure - took me a while when i moved over- but they're also called Gyro's... the greek name for the dish....
Im still yet to find anywhere to get one at 3am smashed out of my face though..... you must be British...
 
Ah yes, they do indeed taste particularly well when ridiculously drunk. I am however Norwegian, but I see we have similar customs.

Gyros, however, not the same thing! Not even close when it comes to tastefull tastyness.
 
kebab is fucking incredible. i had an exchange student from switzerland who told me all about it, and when i went to visit him we got it all the time. its the perfect drunk/stoned midnight snack, beats mcdonalds any day of the week.
 
I cant live without eating donner kebab!!

But i live in the netherlands where we have more donner kebab restaurants. Than mc donalds
 
That sounds unhealthy. Here in America, we only eat food packed with essential nutrients and low in fat content. Like Whoppers.
 
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