Excellent Pick Up Line

[snoopy]

aha

 

[justanotherskier]

best one hands down

 

[ski-or-die]

i came up with this one just the other night

"i've got real soft skin, you wanna feel me... inside you?"

 

[*Four*Zero*Six*]

that will be the one taking the ladies home and gettin some ass!

 

[hurrisun]

heres a good one u lure a girl into a dark alley and say "if u wanan live drop ur pants bitch"

 

[hurrisun]

and wanna lipslide my rail works better ur dosent make sence

 

[snoopy]

creepy

 

[petek]

skiordie, the person that that line works on, immediately seek help for her. She is prime target for psychopaths, and serial killers on missions to "cleanse" this world. Honestly, do this man. You may have just prevented somebody getting murdered/tortured.

 

[K2skier12001]

sweeeeeeeeeet

 

[*Four*Zero*Six*]

u could just ask her if she wants to sreve her country and take the niine inces of freedom.

 

[rossiscratch04]

hilarious thread

 

[liukangkid]

you must be a magnet cus im atracted

 

[rossiscratch04]

soo funny

 

[AJFreestyle1080]

Nice skirt.... it would look good on my bedroom floor

 

[TheQuailman]

nice skis....wanna huck?????

 

[Nivrittam]

you are correct on thte part about the confusion

 

[timmi]

does this rag smell like chloriform to you?

 

[Poormansvault]

Hey, are your parents retarded or something, because you are really special.

 

[Travapple.]

do you have mirrors in your pants.. cuz i can see mysel in em

 

[AtomicTweaker]

HAHA thats soooo bad!

 

[PeteP]

oldest one in the book--- i think they should rearange the alphabet and put u and i together

 

[Timmy_G]

S-E-X-U-A-L. Sexual feelins, sexual, FEELINS

 

[danniboy]

classic

 

[AtomicTweaker]

soooo bad, but sooooo funny

 

[AtomicTweaker]

I don't know how to say this but im kind of a big deal...i have many leatherbound books...my appartment smells of rich mahogony...I wanna be on you.

 

[maxcox9]

if you were a hamburger, you'd be McBeautiful