Excellent Pick Up Line

[bp.lando]

ohh girl i wanna jib your body.

eh? skiing and secual inuendo(sp?). she wouldnt know waht to expect shed be all like you wanna waht my what.

 

[truckerhucker]

search bar

 

[shrEddie]

^hahah you jerk

 

[bp.lando]

i

 

[bp.lando]

DAMN

i meant to say

i heart

 

[Leckett]

id hate to be the one to tell you your not funny, but, well, your not funny

 

[Elife]

check my sig....thats a quality line

 

[bangarangmules]

personally i prefer "whats cooking good looking?"

 

[potatofarmer]

that shirt is very becoming in you. but if I were on you Id be-cuming too.

 

[potatofarmer]

nice shoes. wanna fuck?

 

[milkdud951]

earl is good

 

[Dilla]

HHAHAHA

 

[chapz]

im no fred flinstone, but i can sure make your bedrock

 

[Download-My-Apps]

i love it

 

[Download-My-Apps]

my fav is

you walk up to a girl with a disgusted face and say "Did you just fart?!?"

Chances are she'll reply "no."

Then you say "Because, you just blew me away..."

 

[180FSscratch]

beautiful

 

[mad_540_trix]

i agree

someone else posted this, but w/e:

"excuse me miss, does this rag smell like ether to you?"

 

[TheClap.]

how about "nice legs what time do they open?"

 

[Leckett]

over used. rossi boys is fresh though hahaa

 

[Petey.]

u took my pick up line u ho

 

[seine_Dudeheit]

first go switch on her, do a double leggrab and then stick it!

 

[freestylin820]

shut up you douche

 

[spasticninja]

thats not ur pickup line, you've never even touched a girl. why dont you just go back to Brokeback MT.

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

wat if she says yes

 

[steezmiester]

This one ALWAYS gets the girls... "im fucken serious"

" hey, ya kno, if you were a booger... id pick you baby "

 

[KEVTRON]

haha

 

[Download-My-Apps]

well then shes not worth while because who wants to hook up with a girl who farts in public.

 

[BigJew]

"You look alot like my next girlfriend"

 

[bangarangmules]

hahaha that would be so funny

 

[Liam.]

HAHA brian u wonder why u dont have a girlfriend...and dont try to "own me cuz i know i dont either but atleast iv gotten a blow job JEA

 

[OAK_TREE]

that one is good.

 

[bp.lando]

from your mom and/or yourself

 

[mpls1506]

ouch

and

Can i have your number i ve seem to lost mine

 

[STAUSS]

"My dick died, can i bury it in your ass?"

 

[*Fujative*]

wanna fuck?

 

[rippinbumpskier]

so we were drunk in a hot tub with 2 girls me and my friend matt and he goes watch this and says to girl A "if you were a pirate would u put ur pirate on this shoulder or this one" and puts his arm around her......corny as shit but he hooked up soo

 

[Otto_Rocket]

Hey baby, is heaven missing an angel? Cause you got grrreat cans!

 

[D_Mezz]

Hey baby, if we were both squirrls, would you let me bust my nut in your hole?!?!

 

[Otto_Rocket]

and of corse the classic

"ill nosepress your box if you lipside my rail"

-thats not mine, its someone elses, im in no way taking credit for its awsomeness

 

[bigbromskier]

so good

 

[Ddrem]

i said something like that to a gross chick once that i didnt care about...

i said "soo the weathers nice, wanna fuck"

 

[*Four*Zero*Six*]

thats even steezy..i like it well done.

 

[Silence]

loser bar

 

[Silence]

thats just plain $$$$...jea

 

[JAYTRON]

you have 300 bones in your body, want another?

 

[Capt.Flannel]

scary movie - "im scared, can I hide my dick in your mouth?"

Or the most amazing one from 7th grade... "Let's play army, I can lay on the ground and you can try and blow me up"

 

[Xave]

Sorry to bump it but i just saw a good one and i had to tell it:

Hey, if you think you'll regret it tomorrow morning, we can sleep until the afternoon

 

[180FSscratch]

wow thats gay. you must never get pus

 

[ski8990]

Here is my favorite. it throws em a curveball

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When you fucked up your face!"

then you kick her in the shins and run.

it works

 

[bangarangmules]

hahahaha

 

[tBatt]

haha thats so random