EX Girlfriends

Kevo

Kevo

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So it totally sucks running into my ex girlfriend, which happens about once every 2 days. She is all like 'Lets be friends' and it is so fucking akward...and then about once a week she will call me and ask to do something like get lunch and stuff, which just ends up bringing back memories and shit. Blah

 
i say you take her out and stab her with pasta noodles.. she'll never see it coming? so this is some good pasta eh... AHH OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING... owned.

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Ahahaha.. the sparks were the best part..
 
You could always sleep with them. That's fun.

Bahahaha... or, you could call it the 'elitist snob' cult. Anyways, my family already owns a country club, so no thanks.

J.D. May
 
Sleeping with them is fun until they get all emotional and realize you're actually cool. I did, she did, I was like fuck peace bitch.

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
yeah sleeping with them after wards is not a good idea becuase then they want you back...then your in deep shit

 
my ex dumped me. then once I found a new girl, she tried to get back with me. Needless to say she no longer gets even a hello from me.

but ya, seeing them is awkward.

-Pat
 
i just had sex with my ex...it isnt that bad...but then like 3 hours later you are like what the fuck did i just do...

-Alex-

Rock the Steeze

Representin the 212 and 607
 
I see my ex everyday- she went psycho and cut herself and tryed to commit suicide... it sucks having to put up with that shit

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That always happens, they dump you, you find someone else and they are still alone and they try to get you back.

i dont really have a life, but i am lazy. and i got sick of weeding through all you peoples shit cause... basically im smarter than you.
- Crystal-Needs-a-Park
 
Well my ex never talks to me ever. One of the reasons I dropped her was because she's wicked immature coming to relationships. Freedom is sweet.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
Ex blow sooo much asss, like my boy Joel has like 5 classes with his ex, shes always trying to talking to him while he gets his mack on other girls...hes like Holly shut the fuck up, u dumped me bitch, i usually laugh in her face..shes a biotch

 
^ Whoa that's weird. That's the name of my ex also.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

GW Award December 3, 2004
 
do what i did. my ex owed me 53 bucks from random times i let her borrow money. i asked for it and she told me to fuck off and wouldnt pay me back. i was planning on slitting her tires, but my friend told me that was childish and talked me out of it. so instead, i broke her car window with a rock and jacked her cd case with like 50 cd's. good shit too. she listens to iron maiden, black sabbath, slayer, metallica, and that kind of stuff. 50s cds is a lot of money my friends.

 
That aint shit, should of raped the bitch.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
^I think a felony rape conviction would be a back thing to have on a record.

Just tell her to get a life and leave you a lone. If you are not being forthright with her then its your own fault for being harrased.

 
im pretty cool with all my ex's, except one. But thats because i was on a rugby trip and i went to her room with some guys from the team cause i was promised there would be twins there... anyways, long story short we just acted like assholes and fucked up the rez instead. She has every right to be pissed at me.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
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'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
no man...rape is the coolest charge to have on your record...chicks come in waves to get some of your hefty meat!!!

 
i broke up with my gf, i don't look at her the same way at all anymore. its weird but way better

11-01-04, the saddest day in skiing
 
^ my ex is the ta for my science class and she sits at the front and you can see udner the table she sits at. and i look right between her legs and think how i pounded the hell out of that cooter.

 
bahaahhaah xxsimsxx that's awsome.

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Kitting is so progressional.
 
hahaha oh man ex's are stupid, she got really pissed liek a month after i dumped her i got laid at a party and turns out she was like 14 so she was all like your sick blah blah blah, and then she got ugly and stuff, yeah she was ugly before but....then she like updated her x about her new bf and how he doesnt use her for sex like some poeple, she like always still tlks about me i think. creepy

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if it's not you then do it for the sake of fashion

your friends like a certain you

that's who you've got to be
 
Just have drunk sex with her constantly. It will be the only time she wants to see you after that.

We'll have you dead pretty soon.
 
Yep. so like 2 hours after I made this post last night she called me. I told her I couldn't do anything.

 
mine lives 2 hours away and shut me out of her life... and now she's with some fucking pansy chink who i want to kill. oh well. that silly biatch.

[/i][/b]payce.

- Harvιε

I skι therefore I aм

 
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