Ex-friend getting what she deserves...wanna help?

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this isnt the most mature thing. But since I was a child ive dreamed of hidding a dead fish in someones room. Ive never had the motive. But you could live my dream!
 
Sweet you have a guy friend so this should be easy for him...

If he follows my intsructions exactly i think you'll get the result you are looking for. This prank which i am poud to have concocted myself is known as Hershey's Chocolate Milk.

Enjoy...

THE Hersheys Chocolate Milk....

This one takes a while but it's worth it! You need to first go to your state house and apply for a name change. This may involve a certain amount for background checks and things of that nature, hope your not a felon. You need to get you full legal name changed to Hershey Herhey Hershey, this is very key. You than need to apply for an international passport under the name of Hershey Hershey Hershey. This will also require a background check so, again I hope you have a clean record, and some time. This next step is also key and is getting towards the end so stick with me. You need to become some sort of hero, save a local orphanage from a fire (you may need to start this fire). This will allow you to get a large front page story with your picture and name, again it is now Hershey Hershey Hershey. Now for the best part! Get this girl in bed, maybe more than a few times, you need to build this broads trust up! Ok this is it, after setting up a closed circuit television system linked to A. an internet web feed, and B. Some sort of recording device( tivo would be fine i think)... you need to have ANAL SEX with her this is huge i repeat it must be ANAL SEX. Work that shit like never before and make sure not to service yourself for a week or so ahead of time so you'll come mega hard! Now release your man juice into her stink hole, deep... now punch that slut in the head and knock her out quick!!! In her placid state her anus will release a creamy brownish off white goo, much like that of a Hershys brand chocolate milk. Take a glass and fill it with said goo. WAke her up and have her drink it, She won't remember much and will be glad to have a refreshment to releave her from such a groggy state. take a picture NOW!!! You must be holding your passport and the recently taken hero newspaper article. Humiliation complete. I'm glad to have been of service my fellow NS'er.

 
just get over this shit god who really cares what people say

the best thing to do is have no friends at all then you dont have to put up wiht this kind of shit
 
get your guy friends to put on military gear and raid her room saying that she has seen something that comprimises the public safety and that now they have to kill her.
 
i was making fun of a friend (the one i quoted). you'd know if you were in the lady's men cult. he actually tried to shit in a guy's backpack.
 
i think i would punch her in the face then take a dump on her head, might be hars but i dont think shed say shit about you anymore
 
Dont pull one prank to get back, just be a random asshole on a day to day basis. Try it, its really fun. When she comes up to you it will be like:

"Hi! whats up?"

Then punch her in the back of the head.
 
that would be raw, but for some reason this just seems like it involves people younger than those needing birth control...
 
make her pee her pants while she's sleeping... that or while she's passed out put her in a car drivers seat, and have the car full and park it intfront of either a clif or a huge rock wall and load up the car had have everyone scream to wake her up and scare ths shit out of her.. i dunno try to think of some pretty fucked up ways to her her back and try a little bit of all
 
holy shit once when I was sleeping on the plane, the landing woke me up and for like 3 seconds I was scared shitless cause I thought we were crashing and I started screaming/hyperventilating.
 
you doing somthing back is only going to make problems worse...But if your gunna go ahead with it any way heres an idea. So last week this dickwad Brad robbed my friend Oli of 210 bucks that was supposed to get us an O of some dank nugget. So, at first we were gunna just like slash his tiers and shit but then what we ended up doing is stealing him mom, killing her and grinding her up in a pudding like substance and then we poored her remains into his gas tank... let me tell ya, that one really fucked his day up.
 
bhahaha.

I'm gonna have to go with everyone else here and say let it slide. I've been in situations like that before, and I know for a fact that if you take action to try to get back at her and show that it's making you pissed, it's going to give her satisfaction in knowing that she achieved her goal.
 
lol wow Jesse. Put 'em on ice. You obviously don't know how catty girls can get. CLEARLY hanging them is not the answer. hahaha Hang up more christmas decorations so Jesus will love you more. maybe that will chill them.
 
same, it'd be pimp tho if she ran outta minutes or something and her bill was insane. or she had to change her whole phone #. if you ask me i think its better then getting sugar in your tank.
 
nugget her backpack at lunch. so funny. for those who don't know, nuggeeting is where you take out all of the stuff from the main compartment of the backpack, then flip it inside out, put all the books and whatnot back in, then zip it up, so there's no straps or anything on the outside sticking out, making her carry it like a nugget.
 
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