EWWW! SICK!

canadianhotchik

canadianhotchik

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ok a month ago ago I ACCEDENTALY found a package of 12 condoms in my dad's cupboard! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Well yesterday I accedienitly stubbled on them again and there were only 6 there!!!!! Sick ! Thats bad mental images! They're like 50! And also there was a book on how to have sex. Why the hell would you need a goddamn book?

 
no obviously I knew they had to have sex to have me and my brother but that was 19 years ago! And I thought or maybe hoped that they stopped it but to find their little stash was a rude awakening!

 
i find it odd that your dad users rubbers to fuck your mom...is she a diseased trick or something?

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What are you doing going through your dad's cupboard??? Now you know better.

'I've had some good sex, but it's not very reliable. You can't phone up the sex report, ya know? You can phone up the snow report'...Crucial Mike
 
if i'm still using condoms when i'm married, i'm gonna be pretty pissed.

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i didn't come here with pants, and i'm not leaving with pants
 
does it mather if ure dad fuckes sometimes... ok i wouldnt like to see my parents doing it but hey! shit happens

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if he can still get it up good for him! now if you found viagara then i'd be worried!

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yeah maybe its for anal

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go look through ur moms cupboard and tell us what u find, theyre people too u know

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i know seriously, and then go tell everyone about it

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'no i do, my dad is a mechanic so i bet i am a lot better at stripping and screwing then you are!!!
 
ya, try having your mom have a fiance...and then everyone that you mention that to says 'i bet they have hot sex'... not to mention any names...but matt(nmk)seems to find this hilarious and points it out everytime i mention my mom.sooo not impressed..thats Gross

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as i already said, for anal sex,you dont want to have a brown dong

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
I did the same once, cept i found a half full bottle of KY jelly.......... i left the hosue that night and stayed away for a few nights........

cant say ive looked at them the same since

word..

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wtf is wrong with all of you....parents fuck just as much, if not more than most of you probably do and when you have kids you are going to do the same thing. its not gross. being gay is gross. seeing your dad eating out your moms hairy pussy is totally acceptable...

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well it is natural i mean,they had sex to have you so why would they only do it once or twice and then stop?? sex is addicting,but i would be haunted if i ever seen my parents in action,i wouldnt be able to look at them the same way ever again

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
but if it happened a month ago, why did you start a post about it now??

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
i found a box of condoms and playboys from like the 80's in my dads drwers. i look at the playboys, so its all good

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ok, a man thong is just gross

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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
 
i love male thongs in cereal,the crabs add for extra flavour

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
you shoulda poked holes in em, and see if ure gonna get a little sibling soon

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ok this thread was hilarious, then gross, then nauseating and now...

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its not so funny when you can relate....

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my bio teacher a few years ago talked on this subject, he said that most likey your parents still do it, and if you have healty grandparents, they might go at it to. Disturbing.

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hmmm.

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^i can only imagine what that pic is...

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whaaa, that looks like a heroin addict picture or something

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

'What time is it?.. Saturday?
 
grandparents fuckin...........ahhh yes

'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
 
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