Everyone should try this!

ButteredToast.

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When orally consumed, you're getting one twentieth to one fifth of all the THC available into your blood, which really does NOT sound like much. Rectal absorption of many drugs results in onset of effects comparable to the drugs if administered via an IV drip; the absorption of THC via rectum is about 85-100% so I had the brilliant idea of attempting to absorb THC via my ass. Here is what I did.

1. Take .5g of the weed and heat it in the oven for 15 mins at 250 degrees or put it in the microwave twice for 20 seconds

2. You just made a chemical change that increased the potency. Now it should easily break apart. Try to break it up as small as you can.

3. Take 5 tablespoons of butter and plop it in a glass cup with the weed from the last step. Cover it with saran wrap. Microwave until the starts boiling. Once it starts boiling, mix the cup around for around 2 minutes. Repeat the process twice. DO NOT LET THE BUTTER BOIL OVER.

4. Let the solution sit. Get a sheet of aluminum foil and use your pinky finger to make indentations about a cm deep.

5. Pour the hot solution into the molds and place in freezer.

6. You're done! Yay! 5 doses = sedating high. 10 doses = euphoria.

Usage!

Take a poo and apply a lubricant (anything will do, really) over your butthole. Take the frozen doses and insert it into your anus. It doesn't hurt, and its not really that gross. Your butt melts the dose and is absorbed much more efficiently.

It takes about 2-10 minutes for effects to take place, and about an hour for the full high. The peak is at around 3 hours.

Enjoy!
 
This is by far the stupidest fucking idea that I have ever heard. Fuck you for bringing this to NS.
 
this is so fucking dumb i cannot even comprehend

i will never shove weed/butter-ice up my butt

or anything for that matter
 
Its a real money saver dude.

You use a FRACTION of what you usually would.

Try it and tell me your stash doesn't last 10 times as long.
 
IT SAVES MONEY.

The minimal level of discomfort from this is WAY worth the shitloads of money I save in the long run. If you can't handle something this small to save a lot of money in the long run then... I'm wtf'ing.

 
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Alright I didn't think this would have such a negative reaction. I wasn't aware that NS is a bunch of butt-phobists.

Just let it die
 
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HAHAHA yes
8/10 (you would have gotten 10/10 if people tried it, bumped the thread/created a new one about how your idea didnt work / they got too high and told their parents or some shit)
 
if you're that desperate for $$$ and dont mind shoving stuff up your ass then become a man whore, much profit to be had.
 
This acutally sounds like a solid logical plan. I would do it but i dont want to to all that shit to prepare it. But it sounds like fun
 
hahaha

yeah i'll do this if i'm stuck on an island for the rest of my life with a small bag. until then i think i'll make the tradeoff of being less efficient in exchange for not putting my grass in my ass..
 
Win!

Maybe he could shove seeds, potting soil, some fertilizer and a few grow lights up there too. He could have his very one perennial stash.

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