everyone has it. ESP

skiierman

skiierman

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Well our soccer team last year decided that everyone has some ESP in them, here's why. When you are sleeping and someone throws an object at you, you dream about something being thrown or something about to hit you, and right as the object hits you in the dream, the one your friend threw in real life hits you. Same thing happens when lets say, your pet knocks a bottle off your desk in your room when your sleeping. How did you know an object was going to hit and make a sound or something was going to hit you?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
and they say that when u die in your dream, you die in real life. as opposed to the way you normally wake up right before falling off a cliff.

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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
 
^thats because your body's used to wakign up at that time. not to be a spoilsport

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you ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill...on weed? oh thats some crazy shit man...there's a dude in the bushes! has he got a gun? i dunno! RED TEAM GO RED TEAM GO
 
Ive died in a dream before and I didn't die in real life.

'Why is it called the World Series when it's always played in the Bronx?'
 
ya, I've had dreams where I thought I had died. yet I'm still here...

or am I? muahahahaha

-Pat Melvin

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'Who's not 18 yet? What? LA LA LA LA LA LA! I can't hear you.' - Jay
 
I used to die in my dreams alot...like really die, blackness fading all around to silence and everything. But I'm still alive as far as I know.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
no, i think you all got killed in your dreams. you got killed as opposed becoming dead. there is a fine line.

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

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you dream about conscious reality because of REM (rapid eye movement) aka how deeply you are sleeping

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
ive died alot in my dreams. Its scary as hell, like if something is attacking me or about to kill me and i know theres no way to fight it..so i just let it kill me. Its the worst feeling ever, i wake up alot right before it kills me but ive experineced dying before too

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'hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean no TV? So he failed a class...its not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was 19.' -Peter Griffen
 
Theres always shit chasing me in my dreams and although I know its just a dream I still feel pain and shit so its scary sometimes

God is an American.
 
^^ I get that too. When I was a kid, it was getting chased by a big german shephard in the field at the primary school i was going to at the time, and then all of a sudden a ramp from Super Steve Osbourne popped up and I had to run up it but kept sliding and the dog was at the bottom waiting to eat me.

But yeah, I hate it when you have a super awesome dream and you wake up to find it's not real. When I couldn't afford skiboots, i had a dream where i found a pair of 'rollerblades' which were actually FreeRide XX boots attached to rollerblade wheels. The strangest thing from that is that I was originally planning on getting XWave 7.0 or 1080 boots... but I ended up with FreeRide XXs, just like in my dream.

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That thing with the alarm is true, I don't think it's because your used to waking up at that time. Even when I set it at some unusual time I always seem to wake up just before it goes off, our brain must keep track of time or something?

Mark: 'Timo how do you sleep in Finland when it's light all day long?'

Timo (Fireside Lodge pimp) 'You just close your eyes'

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I always dream that whenever I want to run or go somewhere fast it's like I'm trying to hard and going nowhere, like running in molasses or in water or something. It's weird. I've never actually died in my dreams though, I always wake up right before i die.

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.

50 nuts in your mothafuckin' mouth

What's with all the hate?

 
i had a weird dream the other night where my cell phone was in a white room exploding into pieces... then when i woke up and went downstairs into the kitchen, my phone was on the counter taken apart with the battery and antenna disconnected and wouldn't turn on till the next day... it scared the shit out of me

 
You know, we are aware even when we sleep, but what differs dream from reality? Well, some research pointed out that, usually dreams only last a couple of seconds, maybe minutes. Sure,you sleep many hours but the dream itself only lasts very little time.

Imagine, in your dream you rob a bank, and all of a sudden the alarm starts ringing, the dram goes on for a while with the alarm ringing, then it gets liuder, you wake up and notice that your alarm clock is ringing.

It only takes like a nanosecond for us to be aware of what's happening around us, so maybe it's possible to also react to some guy in your room who's going to throw shit at you.

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haha most people would be embarrased to tell you this story, but I couldn't give to shits about it. Alright so this one night, im sleeping nice and sound in my bed, dreaming of god knows what. Suddenly (in my dream) I decide it would be crazy to pee off a bridge. So I'm peeing off this bridge, and suddenly I wake up. That bridge turned out to be my fucking bed!

-Tom

Eastern Chaos
 
yeah, the ones that suck are when you think you're getting all this cool shit and you think you have it, but then you wake up. I could've sworn i had a cookie last night but i didn't.

 
my dreams are crazy but i barely ever have them.....usually its im going to the mountain for opening day and i forget something so i turn back and then when i get to the mountain agin i forgot something else and it keeps going on until finally the mountain closes....that shows that i gotta be prepared for ski season

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'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
 
^^QuickFlash7 yeah how fucking annoying is that

Mark: 'Timo how do you sleep in Finland when it's light all day long?'

Timo (Fireside Lodge pimp) 'You just close your eyes'

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yeah i ussually don't remember my dreams. but ones, i had a dream where i was in hogworts and i got the firebolt and i tryed to fly, but it didn't work to well cuz i could only go like 20 feet off the ground, it was really discoreging not being able to fly

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...

 
My parents always tell me that I talk and yell in my sleep cuz theyre in the room beside me and they hear me sometimes. And one time I watched the texas chainsaw masicor and that night i dreamed that he was chassing me and I went to hide behind a door, then i woke up and i was realy behind my door. Oh and quikflash7, that always happends to me to. Dreams are weird

*~!Ski or die!~*

*~!Live to ski!~*
 
Yah I have this repeating dream where I just slowly roll up to this hip, pop off the lip, then WHAM. I'm like 60 feet in the air, overshot like 100 yards, and am flying into the wodds.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
i always see my funeral.. like all my friends and family sitting there and im like.. walking down the isle wondering y every1 is cryign and stuff.. and t5he song play crack the sky is playing in the background.. mad weird

ok
 
quickflash7, you know they say you can't dream about somehting that you've never experienced before...

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Misty7: ok im done makeing an ass of my slef
 
i act the same dreaming as i do awake. except i might abe in a certain position like being ordered to throw a grenade at a truck. like when i see ppl i act normal as usual. also when theres a perfect opportunity for action i miss out cause im so obliviouse to what women say to say they like you, except I LIKE YOU!!!

cmon girls, be more forward. dont mess with me

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
^ thats happen to me once,

yea I got esp! :)

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thats nothing, try calling the teachers nephew a retard so she freaks out and shoves a meter stick up your ass and tells you to jump up and down on it, towards the end of the year i would call her nephew a retard everyday just so i could bounce up and down on a meter stick, the other classmates even paid to take off my clothes while i did it - Lateralis

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hahah yeah, if i was able to do a 1620 smoothly with a grab, do you think id still be in a shit ass town with a tiny ass hill?? no id be in mammoth ripping it up everyday repping my sponsors!-Lateralis

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

 
I have a reoccuring dream that I am at a rollerdisco and on on awesome rollerskates listening to the beegee's and then I fall down, but I also wake up just as I would be hitting the floor in my dream.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:

'Fight every fight like you can win;

An iron-fisted champion,

An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.

 
i always have these quick little flashes of dreams where i see some random scene, and some time later i see that exact same scene. it's deja vu, but i swear i always remember seeing it in a dream.

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cruz....ive never been burned with a fuckin flamethrower in real life.....WHY DOES IT HAPPEN IN MY DREAM!!!!

dont go to new york. all it has to offer is i love ny stickers

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newbies are our future unless if we stop them now!

'dont fuck with me cause the last person that fucked with me....well they lived a pretty normal life'- misty7
 
^ maybe if you stop being a pussy and do something like this in this video your dream will come true.

BURN YOURSELF PUSSY!

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
i hate when u r falling it feels like u actually fall into your bed

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good thing i got my trusty cougar call
 
ive pissed myself when i was dreaming and takin a piss in my dream, its fun and warm

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i only really have average to good dreams, I cant remember one real nightmare ive ever had. The only nightmares I have are like more of a war or fighting thing where im scared for my life cause its dangerous, but not something chasing me or anything.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
i only really have average to good dreams, I cant remember one real nightmare ive ever had. The only nightmares I have are like more of a war or fighting thing where im scared for my life cause its dangerous, but not something chasing me or anything.

-Michael Lifshitz-
 
on the same but kinda off topic...when im driving somewhere familiar (like boston) on the highway...it can take like 3 hrs to get from vt to boston..and ill be driving, then all the sudden i snap outve some DAZE...i realize ive driven like over an hour...except i cant REMEMBER driving...obviously i drove fine because im still alive and havent crashed, but i cant remember doing anything...i just start thinking of something, and BOOM...im GONE...not aware of driving...except ive gone 60 miles perfectly without knowing...i love that...makes the trip go real fast

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^ uh... maybe you should let your buddies drive...

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
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