every ski that blows up has a post...

mckeeman

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but no one has ever seen a post about their heads blowing up...

hmmm...maybe they are on to something.

maybe they make the most bombproof skis out there.

save yourself the agony and typing and go buy the new heads next year

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
what

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'i want to stand in the middle of one of my old highschools hall ways with my big puffy snow pants and skis durring when classes change.' - Misty7
 
wow, i bet he's not sponsored by head!!

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I sold my mad trix and the dude broke them...

they are almost bomb proof

'I think I woud be laughing too hard if I had sex with a guy because gay people are so funny' - Marc Balaban (resnick)
 
He's right though. There is no more indestructible twin tip.

Although to be fair, I haven't heard of anyone wrecking their Karmas, either.

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Current Reigning NS Idiot: ''teddy i guess you also thing that Area-51 doesnt exist either then... how do you explain the alien autopsy's and the Unknown aircraft that crashed in roswel.''-SxMarty6, Member # 41216
 
uhhh, there arent any posts about volkyls right?

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i had troublemakers, and i just bought head's for exactly that reason!!!

'your friends hate you, plain and simple, your a loser man, but your in luck, wal mart has a half off sale for ropes going on, and for an extra dollar theyll tie the knouse for you' - Ds91260

 
how to the mt edges hold up against k2, line, 4frnt, ect?

rape is no laughing matter unless you're raping a clown

and up in yo bitch, is where ya might find me

 
im beginning to like my mt's. i hated them at first

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The only time I hate my MTs is when I backseat a landing... I can usually pull it out because they're so damn solid on the landings, but it KILLS my shins. But that's the tradeoff, I suppose.

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Current Reigning NS Idiot: ''teddy i guess you also thing that Area-51 doesnt exist either then... how do you explain the alien autopsy's and the Unknown aircraft that crashed in roswel.''-SxMarty6, Member # 41216
 
Shut up. If i wanted to ski on the stiffest skis ever i would go for head but i dont and head blows...

Surface skis their cooler than sliced bread!!!

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^^Acl, are you talking about the mojos? That's what it sounds like. You described them perfectly.

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Current Reigning NS Idiot: ''teddy i guess you also thing that Area-51 doesnt exist either then... how do you explain the alien autopsy's and the Unknown aircraft that crashed in roswel.''-SxMarty6, Member # 41216
 
Heads dont blow.

Heads are incredible.

I wish mine were fatter.

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I have broken volkls.

but in all fairness, it was the old v, and it had been drilled 3 times.

-Pat
 
heads are easily the most durable twins...

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
the new mojo's woth the 90mm waist look dope!

what are the lengths??

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Make Turns, Not War
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I have heard of, or seen, more people using Madtrix as a beater park or urban ski than any other ski, due to the fact that they simply do not break and eventually people move on to other skis, but their Madtrix just don't break.

Too bad they're so heavy, but hey, it's a tradeoff, you can't have everything.

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
^^^^^so true head is the strongest twin and to people who say that heads are stiff...... no shit they're not that stiff for a twin yes get out side the park expierence the rest of the moutain and stop being pussys stiff skis rock

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
 
u should see tims old urban pair

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'i got sum newz for you white boY. you can't be a wigger if you blakk as the nytE like estaked. sO UH drop it like it's hot'

-teddy (EastCoastPride)

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i love my 01-02 mt's sooo much, still using them and they are still so rugged

Let us have a revolution
 
yeah they are stiff...but you know what, they dont break and they have an incredible record for durability.

The reason i wrote this post is becuase i laugh when I see a new post every time I log in about how some kid is pissed about his 1080s or TM's or armadas delamming, breaking or blowing edges. Yet you never see anything about the heads except being too stiff...well maybe you are a pussy ass skier that weighs in at a grand total of 125 lbs soaking wet.

Also with the Volkls you never hear anything bad about other then them bending (metal in the ski).

So who fuckin cares what the graphics look like. They arent going to make you a better skier, or make you look cooler, so shut the fuck up...thats a faggot excuse. Next years Mojo 90 graphic is incredible. And if you want a fatter ski, they are making a SuperMojo with a width of 103mm underfoot. Now you have no excuses.

IF YOU WANT A GOOD SOLID SKI THAT WONT FAIL...buy some head, maybe you will all realise that they are one of the best skis on the market.

There is a reason they are the #3 all time selling ski worldwide (behind rossi and atomic)

This is not a shameless product plug, its to get you all informed...Get some Head.

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
the main problem is the prize. I liked them a lot when i skied them and i would still recommend them to kids who ski al round the mountain and cant get a pair of 4 frnt msp

'I think I woud be laughing too hard if I had sex with a guy because gay people are so funny' - Marc Balaban (resnick)
 
newsflash: Graphics matter. Anyone that says the graphics on a ski don't affect it's popularity in the market is on crack. The way I see it, Head makes some damn bomb-proof skis, but they're never going to be accepted if they keep making graphics that just illustrate how out of touch they are.

Talking about ski performance is great - but it's not the only factor that makes a ski 'good' these days.

it's all very exciting.
 
Putting Chinese symbols on a ski is about as original as tatooing them on your body... yuk.

Hunter S Thompson RIP 1939-2005

My heroes don't appear on no stamps.

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

 
i saw a bunch of supermojo's in whistler...very super indeed.

ps, i have broken volkls. they were the old expressions, and i blew an edge and sidewall after 6 days on snow. but...i really like/want the karmas.

-Joel

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I have had my PE's for almost 3 years now and they are good as new. But my bro had mad trix and yeah they are holding up pretty nicely. Still i dont see why its so hard to make a good looking ski, that to me should be the easiest part... snakes and japanese writing whats the deal?

'wow....ATLANTASKI should be dragged behind a truck at 90mp/h over rusty razorblades, stabbed multiple times with ice picks, raped up the bum-bum by rabid gorillas and then shot....'
-big_white_hucker

Drop Cliffs not Bombs
 
in one season i broke 2 pairs of Vpros, one them snapped in half and bent a pair of the G4s

' yes wiener you are the coolest, sexiest piece of man meat ever to walk this planet' Jeff Schmuck ahahahah

 
Soft skis are for pussies.

'wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots.'

-Veteran commenting on what i should do with the snowblades my dad bought me.
 
newsflash: make a ski that is blank, but provide stickers and/or stencils so you can customize it.

Or you could just paint your own skis:

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