Every single pair of jeans I have hurts my balls when I sit

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Help me find a good pair of jeans that actually fits right. I only have a pair of carhartts that don't pinch the kids.

32 W 34 L

Help me find a style and brand and I will give you copious amounts of K
 
I have the same jeans size and they're a bitch to find... I wear chinos and assorted denim all the time, but my balls haven't dropped yet.
 
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I wear the Levi denizen jeans and they're pretty comfortable. I were basically the same size jeans as you.
 
You think you have a hard time finding pants? I'm like a 28-32, I can almost fit a 30 without a belt after gaining weight though
 
jeans fucking suck. I have always hated them and only wear them on occasion I only have two pairs of them. They are pretty constricting and don't really offer much movement when fitted properly. I have some nice ass jeans also just not a fan. Always chaffin my balls when i wear them to long. Pockets don't fit shit in nicely.

Im all about the kackis (however you spell). Way nicer look. Also way more comfotable
 
Nautica and Tommy Hilfiger make nice loose fit jeans. I think wrangler might make a nice jean too. But definitely the first two from personal experience. but just go try some on, plentiful selection at clothing stores.
 
I pick up all the ladies at the bar. I just show them my sweatpants and their like "oh i just wanna have sex wit chu lets fuck in dat bathroom over there" and im like ok but i have a boner and everyone one is looking at me because i have sweatpants on!!!
 
no bitches can resist my sweatpants

once they get a peak at my obvious half chub they're all like "daym good thing there's no belt on these"
 
I heard this, and bought my true size (32 32 (i can wear both 32 and 34)) and one leg is shorter than the other after washing them and they still hurt my dick lol.

fuck levi's
 
I have a pair of joes Brixton jeans and I'm about the same size as you I love them they have some stretch to them so they are super comfortable there also pretty thin so they don't construct movement very much I would recommend them
 
Girls must thoroughly enjoy the accidental tea bagging during oral. Or the soothing spa like treatment of putting balls over your eye lids to reduce puffiness. Rad!
 
People do not appreciate how much this sucks if it doesn't happen to them.

Bro let me tell you... I feel your pain.

The worst thing to happen to fashion in my entire time on this earth was fucking skinny jeans coming back. Fine for all you little rat-sized testicle pussies... but for a real man it presents a very real problem.

Best shit ever was when baggy-as-fuck was the coolest thing on earth. You just wore pants that could fit homeless people under the legs, and you had more room for your boys than you had any idea what to do with. Literally every pair of pants was massive loose fit, and you got 'em 6 sizes too big anyway.

Bliss let me tell you.

Now every pant out there is cut for chicks, and its the worst. THE WORST.
 
But I feel girls truly don't understand some of the travesties of having ballsacks. Granted they bleed out of their crotch and push humans out of it but still. Half serious lift and separation from jeans is rough. Especially when one of them ops under your thigh right before you sit Down. It's dangerous.
 
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