Every girl at my school is now crazy for Mcmorris

BertBoyd

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So before the Olympics all the girls at my school couldn't name one pro snowboarder or skier. Now after Mcmorris has appeared in the Olympics every girl is crazy for him! "For how good of a snowboarder he is?" no, Just because they think he's hot.

This was the first post on twitter by a girl at my school:

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The rest just spiraled off of that. You know any girls crazy for him?

 
check out his instagram, there was thousands of girls worshipping him before the olympics. i can only imagine what it has become
 
that being said i'm sure sage and stale aren't having any trouble with no fap february either
 
I watched snowboarding slopestyle with my mom and she couldn't stop swooning over "McRib"

It isn't just school girls.
 
HEY EVERYBODY!!!! GIRLS LIKE GUYS OF HIGH STATUS AND FAME!!!!!!

Holy shit I'ma write a paper on this shit. Wait no I'll just hate online because I'm jealous
 
so what. if I saw a hot girl on tv that was doing something I didn't know shit about I'd be "crazy about" her too. you wouldn't be?
 
Yeah dudes are just hypocritical. You see this chick completely ripping and you go crazy for her too. At least I hope you do

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Guys are actually less vocal about girls they think are hot though. I constantly see girls tweeting about those perfect guy relationships they want, actors they love, guys who could have their babies etc...

Dudes do it too sure, but take a look at Beleibers or 1 direction fan girls, shit is insane they sell their souls to a dude they've never met
 
exactly. I saw this chick the other day in some ad. immediately had to head to the bathroom if you know what I mean. so hot. c'mon, fuckin redbull too?!?

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Can't wait to see a pinkname response to this ahaha.

Sure girls can get a bit more obsessive over a dude, but there are guys like that too (fucking dweebs though, like that guy that asked Miley Cyrus to prom). But to the average male 95% of girls with a decent body and without any major deformation are attractive. The average chick doesn't really think that way and generally has a much smaller pool of people they find attractive so they make a big deal about it I guess
 
That's actually Silje's hotter sister who's a model. She drives a Lambo too. My personal dream girl
 
As skiers we have a right tho lmao. It's not like we have never seen her before and are all of a sudden like holy shit after watching an hour of tv
 
Just like you knew nothing about women's gymnastics and swooned over all the girls in Beijing and London?
 
as a gay male, i just don't find him that attractive. He's certainly not ugly, but I don't get the insane hype for nothing but his looks.
 
Yeah I don't get it either. If they saw an identical twin of Mark being a normal person in a normal situation they wouldn't look twice
 
It's kinda pissing me off because they are just freaking out over how hot he is and they really have no clue what he has done for snowboarding and what he has accomplished and Now he's like the Ryan Lochte of the Winter Olympics

Sad I know
 
what i meant is, Women will idolize an average looking man if he is talented. Men do not idolize an average looking woman who is talented.
 
Oddly enough everyone I know is all swooning Kenworthy...but then again, he posts selfies with stray puppies.

but forrrreal though. Rowan Chechire.

 
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