ever tried snowblading?

It looks like fun, I mean check out Optigrab!

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i was a hardcore snowlerblader three seasons ago. i got all the babes. the only reason i switched to skiing is because i turned faggot.

 
yeah i did it for a season when i was like 12 then when i got back o skis i was like wow skiboards suck

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lol i tried it but i had my poles with me so i didnt look gay

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ive tried it and was pulling fronts and 7's with them on the first run,all the bladers here cant even do 3s

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i did it for like a season and a half, and then i just got sick of it. its freakin hard to land on those bitches

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
jumping with skiboards is like jumping with big shoes but ive got a friend with shoes he is not sponsored.

respect the architect
 
I have posted this about 100 times but i have to say it agian. SKIING IS EASYER THEN SKIBOARDING!. I have been skiing sence X-mass and can corked 7, back flip, and normal 7 saftey. People say skiboarding is easyer and nothin like skiing.If you go from skiboarding to skiing you find skiing is 10 times easyer.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school
 
Misty, u gotta admit that its alot easy to turn and shit and u spin alot faster, the only harder part is landing and going big, and rails are harder too. but u can do so much more on rails with skibaords then skis.

The Roussel
 
did for a season...was alright..but it dosent look as sweet...i mean comon...iron cross on snowblades...no. I think skiing is harder cuz u have to move alot more when u grab/rotate....Thats why i ski. and yr right, alot of snowbladers jus go off jumps, grab their baldes, and thats it.Only a small small percentage tyr rotations, or harder shit.

Snowblading is an excuse for not being able to ski.

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Parents: Oh...

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snowblading is 'no talent required' you just move your feet and you can do perfect parallel turns. i tried it and liked it a little until i realized that it was so easy and just kinda sucked..... it isnt worth the effort...

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if you can jump on the ground and do a 540 with your normal shoes, you can do a 540 on snowblades. probably not, but it seems like you could.

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I tried snowblading and its really easy and gay, its very easy to pull a 540 on flat ground and very easy to do big spins like 900 and 1080.

A 1080 on snowblades=540 on skis

 
i was skiing and my friend was snowblading and he kept trying 360's but he'd always fall backwards. Then he finally landed one and he did a 540 with about 2 feet of air. He stuck the landing. Literally. He just stopped. It was so funny.

My girlfriend told me to shove my skis up my ass
 
First of all there is no way you can stand and 5 off the ground on skiboards WIfreeskier. Skiboards are easy off small jumps but are alot harder to land and spin with grabs on big jumps. ELMO doing a 1080 on skiboards = corked 9 on skis, to do a 1080 saftey on skiboards you need like a 40 foot table. It would be easyer to spin corked 9 and land on skis then land a 1080 saftey on skiboards. ItsBackFlipTime on a 2 foot roller i can spins 5's and i know some one who can spin 7's off a 1 and a half drop off, just as easy on skis as on skiboards.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school
 
misty7, give that shit up. the only thing harder about skiboards is telling your FOLKS YOUR GAY. mwahahha!

ive seen kids fucking 720 off the ground on faggot blades, and im not kidding. i threw on my old solomon snowblades for a run, just to fuck around. i threw what would be a 360 on skis, but ended up spinning 900. embarrasing. next run, a fucking 720 screamin' seamin, effort-fucking-less. its the gayest of the gay, the easiest of the easiest. go out and grab some sticks that are taller than you, stomp some shit, and then come back when your worthy. i bet yours skis are up to your nipples.

 
hahaha. i just slapped on my skiboards and 540ed in my living room with them on. you fucking faggot.

normally i wouldnt get so SASSY about this, but its these faggots who make up lies about thier sport that is no more. its like a cry for help.

 
misty7 hmm i can do 720 flat with shoes and skiboards are light as hell i think it couldnt be any problem ripping of a 5 with skiboards on the flat

respect the architect
 
I use to for like two years . They help out alot with landing with skis cause with skiboards you have to be just right to land or eles it looks bad when you land. So when I swicthed to skiing i found it way easyer to land, even when I was in the air and all most falling I can still pull off a landing. But yeah I'm never going back to them I enjoy skiing much more.

 
i remember a few years ago we ducttaped the edges on my friends old line 5-0s and used them on the trampoline. his trampoline is crap, you probably got a maximum of 2 with the skiboards on. after a couple of bounces my friend was throwing front, lincolns, misty 720s and 900s, all one or two feet in the air. we tried that with some 180cm x-country skis and we could do NOTHIN'. MEOW!

 
I tried it once. it was kind of fun but then it got really anoying being so slow. the next day I skied it felt to free!

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'it would be funny if someone went up to a skier and broke their skis over their knee,'

-my snowboarder friend who shortly afterwards got his ass kicked.
 
I tried it once. it was kind of fun but then it got really anoying being so slow. the next day I skied it felt so free!

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'it would be funny if someone went up to a skier and broke their skis over their knee,'

-my snowboarder friend who shortly afterwards got his ass kicked.
 
yea i did it 1 season.it was fun but when i came back to skiing.... i realized it was soooooo better!!!and 1 time whith my school(im at a school that we go skiing 27days)i almost did a 540 on the ground with em

i cant wait for next season...
 
I did it last season because i couldn't afford skis. It was fun, but i got some 1260's waiting in my room for next year.

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I tried, didn't like, now I need to sell them becasue they were a present and I'm never gonna use them.

Anyone wanna buy?

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yea i dont know what ill do with mine.

either sell them,ride them in the woods and have some kind of fun when im bored,make summer skis with em or just burn em and laugh.

its a tough decision

i cant wait for next season...
 
i did for an hour or so when i was like maybe 12, i think i tried a few different days, but i never like was into it at all

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tried it for a couple hours but it got real old cause no jumps at my resort.

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hey buddy your not supposed to be doing tricks on x-country skis, they are 2 inches wide and they would snap in about five jumps on a trampoline

just thought taht you should know that

 
never tried it. but it seems like u can pull 3s easily just standing, and 5s. its probably like just standing on the ground...maybe im wrong

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i have and i love it - since i rode a pair of snowblades my sex life has quad-rupled !!!! This winter i'm going to sell my snowboard and buy a pair of 88cm salomon snoboards !!! YEAH!!

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haha ahahah never. i never stooped that low, because all the skiboarders at my nearby ski areas are complete losers, it just turned me off. oldschool skiing was still better than skiboarding.

Joel
 
well i think its hella tight

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and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
 
misty7, im may be a 'duce bag' but you really are a little bitch so eat a dick

my homie bullethole busts out some sick handplants on blades

hash...weed...kif.... what funny names! is this 'weed' stuff tobacco? do you really smoke actual weeds from your garden? hash? do you mean 'half?'

*skierdudeguy*

chronic comes from a tree

it was put there for you to see

and was meant to be smoked by you

or me

if i had my little way

id smoke chronic everday

gettin high before i work

or play
 
yo to misty, i skiboarded half this year and all last year then i got skis and they were only easier to land on, skiboards are easier to turn with, grind rails with, spin with, do grabs, all of it except landing and they also are slow as a snail, but skis are so much better and are definately harder, not to much of a different but skis are harder!

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
 
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