ever have sex with your skis?

[Mr.Huck]

Dude, sounds like you need some viagra.

 

[pomme-de-terre]

i slept wioth my capita stairmaster extreme the first night i bought it his season

it has a half-naked girl on it, so i thought it would be appropiate, the new wdges cut my arms up a bunch though

this thread is old as tits....

 

[Mr.Huck]

Ah man, 9 year old thread. The coffee hasn't kicked in yet. I figure I'll save you guys the trouble:

 

[Fev4ng]

Posting in the oldest thread on the forum.

 

[geet]

 

[Mr.Huck]

Upon reflection, I have mounted lots of skis. Shit, I'm a slut.

 

[MoistAbode]

i did that with my disorderlys for a few nights hahaha

 

[asian_andy]

O yeah. well did you share a pillow with your ski. and then bring it breakfast with waxing juice? or give it a edge detune bath?? dont thinks so. did it wit my armada thalls.

 

[Chronic_]

i just got a new pair of chronics and i carry them where ever i go in my house...

 

[Snowgoner]

why was the first thread posted deleted? seems like a pretty damn big mile stone to me.

 

[Swaggermager]

i saw my freind at the hill and said where r your goggles? and he was like it was so strange... I woke up and got all my stuff and i grabbed my goggles and there waas a bunch of white stuff on them and i didnt wash it off a cause i didnt want to get my eyes preggo.

 

[the-big-lepowski]

so true, you must rememba there canna be no hubba hubba if there isn't no rubba. Regardless of how curvacious the sidecut is

 

[Willard]

me to i carried them when i went around the house and sat on the couch with them and put them next to when i slept for the first few days

 

[ButteredToast.]

oldest thread evarrrr!

 

[wnab21]

yay

 

[sklermang]

waht

 

[debrickshaw]

this thread is old as shit

and im posting in it

epic.

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

i lold

 

[Crack.]

gonna have to claim this post

 

[Get.Kronk]

bumb

 

[garrets]

i did my dynastars all the time but then got tired and cheated on them with lines but then got them pregnant and ruined them by pushing them down a flight of stairs...

 

[Mr_Orange]

a freind of a friend of a friend of mine was doing his skis and one of the bindings snapped down on his dick... which is why I've learnt to control the erge

 

[@skiinmitch]

lol

 

[Yung_Gnarley]

dude i would never have sex with my skis

 

[AEROPLAEHN]

ive made out w/ my skis

 

[Vino]

who didnt ??

/ oldest thread evaaaa

 

[homegirll]

having sex with your skis would kind of hurttt

 

[Lemuel]

I get excited every night when the last sight i see is my Elizabeth(s)

 

[the-big-lepowski]

the second year's lizzie? with the naked chick? one of my favorite graphics ever

 

[Yeezus]

oh i def. have.

 

[Jwenz]

TTT, oldest active thread on NS

 

[assface]

i was looking for it too

 

[YooperSteeze]

I plan on my NIP Lizzes once I buy them.

 

[nigpuss]

haha. i cut of my little buddy with my skis

 

[nigpuss]

haha. i cut of my little buddy with my skis

 

[Sir.Steezealot]

I got my pipe cleaners pregnant /claim

 

[butteredjohnson]

ok..... i guess this is confession time....

i hope this doesnt make me gay but...

i had jsut got my armada codas and i decided to expirement with them sooo long story short... ive been shitting pancakes ever since...

 

[Bodeau.]

Dang hes really thought about this. I actually think he is serious now.

 

[double_D]

ow?

 

[double_D]

ow?

 

[CreamSteez.]

having sex with your skis is like having sex with a rino that doesnt love you any more

 

[nitsua]

Uh.............

 

[steveyp]

The Chronics are so stiff they could probably fuck you if they wanted to

 

[Blue-Name]

sex is a bad word!

 

[Notorious_LMP]

Oldest.Thread.Ever.

 

[ski-swagga]

i would of my dick wouldnt get hurt.

 

[Big_Spence]

Ban.

 

[GhettoStomper]

its easy to jerk it while skiing if you wear 7xl tall-tees. it help land dope moves and afterbang so hard all the girls will fall down

 

[mode2n]

jo pros, its kinda hard but eh i deal with it

 

[rickroller]

ha